Bungling Biden's buffoonish boast
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signalmankenneth
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gemini104104
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You are the intellectually limited buffoon of fact free garbage in and garbage out.
cancel2 2022
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That seriously cannot be true, who in their right mind would tweet something so laughable?
T. A. Gardner
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Is that government cheese...?
During Obama's Reign of Error:
USDA sells cheese while warning against eating it
NYT: When sales of Domino’s Pizza lagged, a government agency advised more cheese. This is the same government that, for health reasons, advises people to eat less cheese.
When Michelle Obama implored restaurateurs to help fight obesity, she cited the proliferation of cheeseburgers and macaroni and cheese. “I want to challenge every restaurant to offer healthy menu options,” she told the National Restaurant Association’s annual meeting.
But in a series of confidential agreements approved by the Obama administration, Dairy Management worked with restaurants to expand their menus with cheese-laden products.
https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna40045686
Into the Night
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The President is not elected by popular vote. Biden wasn't even elected. He was installed.
But Anchovies has a poll that says the bungler is wildly popular!
T. A. Gardner
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Worse, you didn't even get to vote on the Cackling Harlot being VP. She was just along for the ride.
Biden Voters Take Victory Lap By Filling Gas Tanks With Slightly More Affordable Mustard
After Joe Biden told Americans they will save .16 cents on their 4th of July meal (in red states), DEMOCRATS everywhere began filling their gas tanks with slightly more affordable mustard.
“Did you see the tweet from the White House, Doug?” yelled a Biden voter to his Republican neighbor while emptying the twenty-third bottle of French’s Classic Yellow into his car’s tank.
“I thought you said Biden wouldn’t be good for energy or the economy. Well, mustard is 0.003% cheaper this year! And Rachel Maddow said it’s a cleaner and more natural source of energy! I bet you wish you could re-do your 2020 vote, right?”
Doug questioned the ‘cleaner’ claim while pointing to the small yellow river of mustard flowing down the street. Also, he strongly encouraged his DEMOCRAT neighbor to never start that car.
“Oh, here we go. I should have known. Doug, the ridiculous conspiracy theorist!” the Biden voter replied covered in mustard. “I bet you also believe that the government paying people to stay home is keeping the unemployment rate high!”
The car packed with mustard eventually exploded and a fifty-foot mushroom cloud could be seen for miles.
Doug ran over to help and saw his neighbor was badly wounded and filled with deep remorse.
“I told you not to fill your damn car with freaking mustard!” Doug screamed pulling him from the wreckage.
“No. It’s not that,” the liberal whispered. “I’m worried that people might think the explosion was fireworks and that I’m patriotic.”
On a related note, Biden administration has issued an Executive Order mandating all car engines must run exclusively on condiments by 2030.
https://thegloriousamerican.com/featured/biden-voters-take-victory-lap-by-filling-gas-tanks-with-slightly-more-affordable-mustard/