Can Heterosexuality be Reversed?

You remind me of those really borderline retarded kids in high school... They were always trying to mainstream them by putting them in regular classes... Even gym. We'd be telling jokes out on the soccer field and the retarded kids kept having to have us explain them to them... Over and over. I'm not in high school any more, and, in this case, it is you who are the butt of the joke in the first place. I've explained it as much as I will. If you don't get it, that actually makes it funnier for the rest of us.
 
Hey... Retarded kid... Ask in one hand and shit in the other... Then come back and tell me which one fills up faster. Go read #328 one more time.... Very slowly.... See if you can figure it out. If you CAN'T, too bad. lol
 
DamnYankee said:
Why don't you just say it? Coward?
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But it is so much more fun if it's not spelled out. Inference flows better. It was a nice way of saying it. Why do you want it spelled out? just to keep the conversation going? Is this conversation really more fun than sitting back and relaxing?
 
Dear, dear DY - if you spent some quality time wanking off with the jergens lotion, you might not be so cranky all the time. Is it really that much fun arguing over trivia? over whether "burden" or "evade" is negative or positive? Are you like the Grinch, with a heart three sizes too small?

Life is fun; enjoy it, think happy thoughts, ok?
 
Is that what you and your friend were inferring, "wanking"? It seems to me that this is a pastime that you rather enjoy, with your banana.
 
Again.. There was never any inference with George Jones whatsoever. If you can't understand the joke, I am under no burden to explain it to you. Actually, it almost seemed like you personally evaded understanding. Sorry. Retarded kids are STILL good for a laugh every now and then. Who knew?
 
I've exposed your lie. The laugh's on you.

I understand that you would be ashamed at once again revealing your gay sexual fantasies. You should be.
 
Exposed my "lie"? What lie? And you call me a "coward"... What exactly would you think I waso afraid of? Your ire?? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA big breath HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You are one funny retarded guy.... that's for sure!
 
And you think that masturbation is a "gay fantasy"????

That's even more funny.... And then I consider that the source is a guy who's never gone down on a woman or had his cock sucked... And I can't stop chuckling!!!
 
maineman said:
And you think that masturbation is a "gay fantasy"????
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Finally you admit your inference. Yet earlier you said the was no inference: your lie exposed.

You made it "gay" with the inclusion of "George Jones". You admitted as such with your story of the gal with the playgirl mag and the cucumber. Can't hide now, coward.

Sex, sex, sex, is all you liberals think about. When you can't find pussy, use a mouth or an asshole. Or a banana, or your hands. Keep your fantasies to yourself from now on.
 
DamnYankee said:
Finally you admit your inference. Yet earlier you said the was no inference: your lie exposed.

You made it "gay" with the inclusion of "George Jones". You admitted as such with your story of the gal with the playgirl mag and the cucumber. Can't hide now, coward.

Sex, sex, sex, is all you liberals think about. When you can't find pussy, use a mouth or an asshole. Or a banana, or your hands. Keep your fantasies to yourself from now on.
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This would be a more relaxed and free place if the Social Conservatives would adopt such a policy.
 
The reference to George Jones somehow makes it a gay fantasy to you? I suppose if I had said you sat back jacking off in your lazy boy listening to Loretta Lynn, that would have been less gay, somehow? And do you even know what the subject matter of playgirl magazine is? It's like playboy, But for horny hetero chicks. Why would the blond buying that magazine be a "gay" reference?

You just keep looking more and more ridiculous with every post!
 
And again....what lie? I said that there was no inference to George Jones and that there was no connection between George and Jergens. All true. The masturbation angle was hardly a veiled inference.... Unless we're talking about some guy who still has wet dreams and has never waxed his own carrot. Everyone else understood exactly what I was SAYING the first time around... moron.
 
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