Can someone please explain?

How come you got a picture and I didn't?

This was years ago Beefy. I don't even have it anymore. I probably have it, but not on my computer, that computer is long dead and gone. I'll show you one, just wait until I get some, probably around the holidays, when I can't avoid cameras, because usually I try to. Belive it or not, I am camera shy though big-mouthed!
 
This was years ago Beefy. I don't even have it anymore. I probably have it, but not on my computer, that computer is long dead and gone. I'll show you one, just wait until I get some, probably around the holidays, when I can't avoid cameras, because usually I try to. Belive it or not, I am camera shy though big-mouthed!

Excellent. I tap my fingertips together in grand anticipation. And is Cawacko your ex-boyfrined, or is that some other guy?
 
Excellent. I tap my fingertips together in grand anticipation. And is Cawacko your ex-boyfrined, or is that some other guy?

No way dude. Darla asked me out and I turned her down.

HaHa, just kidding. You are thinking of some other guy.
 
Yeah, she is the real beauty in the bunch. It's funny because everybody swoons over Thompson's wife. I guess it is the blonde hair and big t*ts?

Or does even asking that, finally make me the duhla Topper always said I was? It's always the blonde hair and big t*ts isn't it? ;)

Well.....I'm speaking purely as a male of the species here....it certainly don't hurt! :)

Though to be honest, I'm partial to petite brunettes.

Besides, it doesn't matter how gorgeous Fred's wife is because I'm reasonably certain of one fact. He's probably fed up with her shit too! ;-)
 
I don't think Angelina Jolie is hot.

There I said it.

Angelina Jolie or Jennifer Lopez.

I look at Jennifer Lopez, and I'm like, WTF? Why does everyone think this girl is hot? Am I insane?

She only even looks decent with a ridiculous amount of makeup and an airbrusher. And she's the most ridiculous singer I've ever heard.
 
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