/MSG/
Uwaa OmO
Close, but I'm bald. And I'd fuck her even if her rating was .5.
As I've said many times, I wasn't called "Captain Ahab" for nothing.
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Close, but I'm bald. And I'd fuck her even if her rating was .5.
As I've said many times, I wasn't called "Captain Ahab" for nothing.
Beefy
Worst gambler ever
Are you professing a big cock or are you saying you've got a peg leg?
So you know, big cocks on the internet are as relevant as wealth n the internet.
I'M RICH, I HAVE A HUGE DICK AND I BANG HOT BITCHES!!!
Cancel 2018. 3
<-- sched 2, MJ sched 1
what a coincidence, me too
/MSG/
Uwaa OmO
Actually the joke is I go after large women, AKA whales. Which is not entirely true. Before I was married, I'd fuck anything. And it would still be true were I not married.
Beefy
Worst gambler ever
Haha! Ok, I get it. You're a fan of hoggin' too?
/MSG/
Uwaa OmO
I'm a fan of vagina. I didn't care if it was attached to a skinny woman or a morbidly obese woman. I went after it. And more often than not, got it.
Beefy
Worst gambler ever
Like 600 pounds?
/MSG/
Uwaa OmO
My personal best was like 450. But sure, if it came my way, I probably would have.
Beefy
Worst gambler ever
High five.
thats disgusting
Beefy
Worst gambler ever
Like you've never hit a quarter tonner.
my last girlfriend was bulimic O_O
FUCK THE POLICE
911 EVERY DAY
Grind, I'm going to found a new religion which specializes in the worship of you.
FUCK THE POLICE
911 EVERY DAY
Ah, if only I found women in my league attractive.
lol, a bit random but ok
Beefy
Worst gambler ever
LOL Same here. If only fat, alcoholic, gigantic beaked, BO ridden slobs with nappy hair were attractive to me.....
Minister of Truth
Practically Perfect
High five
PostmodernProphet
fully immersed in faith..
or maybe a "peg" cock?.....
/MSG/
Uwaa OmO
Your like 15 posts behind the curve. It's already been established that I porked quite a few heffers in my time. And more than a few hot ones, but that's not as funny to talk about.
/MSG/
Uwaa OmO
They're not attractive to me, but that never stopped me before.