Cats and/or Dogs

[Controlled Opposition]

Cats are wonderful, except in the middle of the night. They hate closed doors.

 

[Mason Michaels]

All animals are God's creatures.
More Holy than humans

 

[MAGA MAN]

I had a cat, unfortunately she passed. Wonderful cat.

I have a mix breed border collie something dog and she is absolutely beautiful. I just spent 15 minutes or so with her on the couch looking at the view. She just loved it. Snuggled as close to me as she could. . Y cat would never do that, maybe allow me to snuggle against her.

I like both, but I think I prefer dogs.

My last cat just tolerated me for his first 15 years. Then he couldn't get enough of me his last year. Every night he'd jump up on my lap and sleep while I watched TV.

My current dog is a great pup,loyal, trained, but isn't interested in sitting on my lap. Prefers to coil up by herself.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Go to Thailand and try some....

....shish keDOG.

One of their specialties.

I’d wolf it down.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

What wine would you recommend?

Cateaux Feline

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Cats are much easier to take car of.

Exactly. A burlap bag and a rock are as easy as it gets.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Mott is evil

No...my wife is. I can prove it too. She votes Republican, she cheats on her taxes, when we first moved into our neighborhood all the cats disappeared and, most damning of all, she drinks red wine with fish.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

All animals are God's creatures.
More Holy than humans

Until one eats your kid.

 

[Althea]

I had a cat, unfortunately she passed. Wonderful cat.

I have a mix breed border collie something dog and she is absolutely beautiful. I just spent 15 minutes or so with her on the couch looking at the view. She just loved it. Snuggled as close to me as she could. . Y cat would never do that, maybe allow me to snuggle against her.

I like both, but I think I prefer dogs.

Cats are like girls. You just have to know how to touch them. Once they feel the wonder of your touch, you'll never be able to sit down without one in your lap.

Cats...I'm talking about cats.

 

[Yurt]

No...my wife is. I can prove it too. She votes Republican, she cheats on her taxes, when we first moved into our neighborhood all the cats disappeared and, most damning of all, she drinks red wine with fish.

X

 

[Yurt]

Cats are like girls. You just have to know how to touch them. Once they feel the wonder of your touch, you'll never be able to sit down without one in your lap.

Cats...I'm talking about cats.

I'm not sure why this post arouses me.... Oh cats..... Hmmmm

 

[PostmodernProphet]

I will sir fry mott's unholy soul until it is black, like stanky black dark and burnt.

idiot......Mott is from Ohio.......you have to leave your soul at the border when you enter.......

 

[Althea]

I'm not sure why this post arouses me.... Oh cats..... Hmmmm

If you're lucky, sometimes you get two cats at once

 

[Mott the Hoople]

idiot......Mott is from Ohio.......you have to leave your soul at the border when you enter.......

Pretty bold words coming from someone who’s official State US Postal abbreviation stands for Mostly Idiots.

 

[PostmodernProphet]

If you're lucky, sometimes you get two cats at once

menagerie et trois?......

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Cats are like girls. You just have to know how to touch them. Once they feel the wonder of your touch, you'll never be able to sit down without one in your lap.

Cats...I'm talking about cats.

Oh please. You make it sound like mystical rocket surgery. Scratch a cat in the spot just in front of the base of their tail and you’ve made a friend for life.

 

[Nomad]

Exactly. A burlap bag and a rock are as easy as it gets.

Even easier than your feet in a bucket of cement.

 

[RB 60]

If you're lucky, sometimes you get two cats at once

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Only if they're standing parallel.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Even easier than your feet in a bucket of cement.

Thats a silly question. Have you ever mixed cement?

Besides in my travels in Asia I have found it wise to eat what you are served before asking what it is you are eating.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Actually I like cats. I just find it wise not to let them know that.