Chivalry is dead: Man jumps out of way, leaving girlfriend to be hit in face by ball

[Minister of Truth]

When you are out walking with your partner, beau or significant other; do you walk on the inside or the outside of the pavement/sidewalk? I assume outside because, in spite of all the evidence to the contrary, I believe that you are a gentleman in real life.

I walk on the outside so that I don't get hit with sewage!

 

[cancel2 2022]

I walk on the outside so that I don't get hit with sewage!

Do people still throw sewage out of the windows?

 

[Minister of Truth]

Do people still throw sewage out of the windows?

I'm thinking buckets of vomit on college campuses. Otherwise, you should be safe...