Choosing a wife

[MAGA MAN]

I'm just not right.

This has been established.

 

[Jack]

Hey! I have mommy issues. What's the Big Deal.

It just seems, I don't know, odd. I grown man has to be given a pacifier and a large beachball to hold as he goes to sleep.

 

[MAGA MAN]

It just seems, I don't know, odd. I grown man has to be given a pacifier and a large beachball to hold as he goes to sleep.

Whatever makes your boat float.

 

[Jack]

DS: "So he married the one with the biggest tits."
Jack: This comment, and your Avatar 'Boob grabber', tells me you have a 'Boob Fetish'.

 

[christiefan915]

Probably true. One of my close female friends (who hinted more than once that I should ask her out) was a gorgeous girl with the most awesome D rack. She married a plumber.

A Story for Every Occasion ™

 

[MAGA MAN]

A Story for Every Occasion ™

Some of us live life, lol.

 

[cancel2 2022]

Like Midcan, you are no doubt a humorless bore.

Oh I am sure that he's a riot in the Tonypandy pubs waxing lyrical about his trip to East Germany with the Tonypandy Trotsky Society.

 

[cancel2 2022]

...and flat-chested.

The Welsh Windbag is male, by all accounts.

 

[RB 60]

The Welsh Windbag is male, by all accounts.

I thought he/she was transgender...

 

[iolo]

Like Midcan, you are no doubt a humorless bore.

Sure to be!