Chuck Norris is 76 today.

[USFREEDOM911]

Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattlesnake.....

....after 3 days of intense pain and agony...

..the rattlesnake died.

 

[Damocles]

Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay’s potato chip.

 

[Damocles]

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)

 

[Damocles]

Chuck Norris has no problem believing it is not butter.

 

[Damocles]

When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.

 

[Damocles]

If at first you don’t succeed, you’re not Chuck Norris.

 

[USFREEDOM911]

Good ones.

 

[signalmankenneth]

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