Thank God for the President taking those difficult decisions to allow those terrible terrorists to be tortured in order to save America.
Without the use of torture we would never have found out that Khalid Sheikh Mohammed murdered the American journalist, Daniel Pearl. We would never have found out that three British residents at Guantanamo appeared alongside Osama bin Laden in one of those 1980's style home videos Al-Qaeda seems so fond of. And we would never have known that Ibn Shaykh al-Libi passed on vital information that Iraq was training Islamic terrorists in the use of WMD.
Except, Khalid Sheikh Mohammed didn't murder Daniel Pearl despite confessing to it under torture.
The three British residents of Guantanamo, known as the 'Tipton Three', didn't appear alongside Osama bin Laden in a propaganda video as, even though they confessed to it under torture, they were working in an electrical shop in the UK at the time.
And Ibn Shaykh al-Libi, despite "remembering" the training in WMD which Iraq provided to Islamic terrorists didn't really "remember" it after all, despite confessing to it under torture and that confession being used, very publicly, as justification for the Iraq War.
This torture lark really is fantastic isn't it? The President must protect Americans at all costs, even against threats which are entirely made up by a man who just wants the pain to stop. Impeccable logic.