Minister of Truth
Practically Perfect
And what has this to do with gun privilidges?
You could defend yourself with a nuke too. Use a gun in a crowded apartment and you might as well anyway.
You could not defend yourself with a nuke, and you could not use one without committing murder yourself (unless you have a private helicoptor and get various rights from sovereign nations in North Africa to fly out to the middle of the Sahara to set one off, which isn't going to happen).
You could use a nuke for extortion, but that wouldn't be legal either...