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[Minister of Truth]

thanks for proving you're a virgin

So, you're are saying that the hundreds of men under the age of 30 that I have heard use the terms "bang," "bone," "plough," "fuck," "screw," "destroy," "annihilate," etc., has just been my imagination?

 

[Cancel 2018. 3]

So, you're are saying that the hundreds of men under the age of 30 that I have heard use the terms "bang," "bone," "plough," "fuck," "screw," "destroy," "annihilate," etc., has just been my imagination?

i really don't want to know what you imagine threedee

 

[Minister of Truth]

i really don't want to know what you imagine threedee

PWN




BTW, right now I am imagining myself and Keeley making sweet love

 

[/MSG/]

you guys bang and plow away....

no wonder you're virgins

I'm married dude. Even if every other claim about my sex life was a lie (it's not), You'd still be waaaayyy off base with this one.

 

[/MSG/]

So, you're are saying that the hundreds of men under the age of 30 that I have heard use the terms "bang," "bone," "plough," "fuck," "screw," "destroy," "annihilate," etc., has just been my imagination?

You forgot pulverize and discombobulate. And beat guts.

 

[Minister of Truth]

You forgot pulverize and discombobulate. And beat guts.

All covered under my use of Greek.