COWS.

[BRUTALITOPS]

Wow....I'm getting excited all ready and I haven't even started watching the video!!

so how did it turn out for you?

 

[Mott the Hoople]

so how did it turn out for you?

well kinda embarrasing....my keyboard is all sticky!

 

[Mott the Hoople]

I probably shouldn't have been drinking chocolate milk while I was watching it, ehh?

 

[Damocles]

I probably shouldn't have been drinking chocolate milk while I was watching it, ehh?

Why? You afraid of spiders?

 

[USFREEDOM911]

well kinda embarrasing....my keyboard is all sticky!

Now we know and I'm not sure it's a good thing that we do.

MOTT FINDS COWS SEXUALLY EXCITING!!

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Now we know and I'm not sure it's a good thing that we do.

MOTT FINDS COWS SEXUALLY EXCITING!!

That's not true. I only find them mildly arousing.

Now sheep on the other hand.......

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Why? You afraid of spiders?

Not really but I do like potato chips.

 

[Minister of Truth]

Has anyone here gotten aroused by the cooking channel since the latest episode of South Park aired?

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Short Puerto Rican with big tits and great ass. Oh and glasses.

Over the summer my wife went with her family to Disney World. Her sister and her got a room. She just told me about how she tried to get her sister to relax in the hot tub with her. My jaw has not returned to it's proper position, nor has my penis.

I happen to be a fan of big tits and great asses, surprisingly enough. You and I could be brothers Capt!

 

[Minister of Truth]

Then you must be a big fan of my Beer, Tits, and Ass photo album, WM?

 

[Cancel 2018. 3]

this thread proves grind is an internet god

 

[Cancel 2018. 3]

I happen to be a fan of big dicks and great asses!

.

 

[/MSG/]

I happen to be a fan of big tits and great asses, surprisingly enough. You and I could be brothers Capt!

Actually, my sister in law would probably love you. She's very nerdy and is an art student, also not conservative or religious. And she only likes white/asian guys.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Actually, my sister in law would probably love you. She's very nerdy and is an art student, also not conservative or religious. And she only likes white/asian guys.

WTF? What is all this nonsense? Her personality and education? Religious and political views? I am confused as to why you think this information is relevant?



Can she cook?

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

:foreveralone:

 

[Minister of Truth]

Dumbass.

 

[/MSG/]

WTF? What is all this nonsense? Her personality and education? Religious and political views? I am confused as to why you think this information is relevant?



Can she cook?

Yes, yes she can. I wish she'd teach my wife, whose sole cooking expertise is extra crunch eggs and toast.

 

[Minister of Truth]

I thought you lived off of Raman, anyway?

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Dumbass.

kay:

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

I thought you lived off of Raman, anyway?

Cafeteria food and Burger King.