FUCK THE POLICE
911 EVERY DAY
I propose that we gerrymander America to unfairly give liberals a permanent majority, just as the conservatives have been trying to do for the past several years.
We'll set up a "Fair districting board" packed with 20 year old liberals appointed for life, who will from now on draw house congressional districts. We'll pack conservatives into districts and pretty soon we'll have a house 75% Democratic.
We'll make Austin and Washington DC into their own states complete with electoral votes biased to such small states and two senators (Don't want mob rule! It was the spirit of our foundes!). Then we'll split Massachusettes into 4 equally liberal states, we'll split Vermont into two, and we'll unite the entire south into one single state, "Jesusland" (the people in the south won't even notice, they'll just see the word "Jesus" on the ballot proposition and vote for it by reflex). We'll also make Puerto Rico into a state.
Then we'll expand the Supreme Court to 15 members, and appoint 6 extra extremely young liberals to finally make the idiot conservatives opinions irrelevant and reverse their damage to the country.
Hey, it's all constitutional.
We'll set up a "Fair districting board" packed with 20 year old liberals appointed for life, who will from now on draw house congressional districts. We'll pack conservatives into districts and pretty soon we'll have a house 75% Democratic.
We'll make Austin and Washington DC into their own states complete with electoral votes biased to such small states and two senators (Don't want mob rule! It was the spirit of our foundes!). Then we'll split Massachusettes into 4 equally liberal states, we'll split Vermont into two, and we'll unite the entire south into one single state, "Jesusland" (the people in the south won't even notice, they'll just see the word "Jesus" on the ballot proposition and vote for it by reflex). We'll also make Puerto Rico into a state.
Then we'll expand the Supreme Court to 15 members, and appoint 6 extra extremely young liberals to finally make the idiot conservatives opinions irrelevant and reverse their damage to the country.
Hey, it's all constitutional.
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