Dixie - In Memoriam
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DIXIELAND, USA- A recently concluded study has found the Democrat Party has broken several long-standing records in the first half-term of Barrack Obama. The independent group, Dixie Center for Pinhead Understanding, finds the Democrats have averaged telling 87 lies per day in the 640 days Obama has been in office. The total, a whopping 55,680 lies is also a record for the most total lies of any administration for a full term, surpassing the previous record of 1,347, set by the administration of Andrew Johnson (1865-69). Both the average lies per day, and total lies, far surpass anything ever accomplished by an previous administration, and accompanies the record for most amount of deficit spending by any administration. The spending record is believed to be more than all previous administrations combined, including all war appropriations. However, it is the record number of lies which is most astounding, considering the campaign message of "draining the swamp" and "transparency" promised by several prominent Democrats, including the president.
An anonymous inside source reveals, this is part of a governing strategy, to literally bombard Americans with so many lies, they simply can't keep track of them all, and eventually give up trying. "We may get called out on a few now and again, but there is no way anyone could catch them all!" Using secret proprietary technologies, the DCPU was able to log every instance of a lie, from the president, the vice president, cabinet and administration members, as well as prominent Democrat leaders, Congressmen, and political pundits. It is doubtful we will ever see this volume of lying again in our lifetime, it is truly a historic event. Officials from the Guinness Book of World Records, and Ripley's Believe it or Not, have been notified. It is not known whether the Democrat Party will hold any kind of celebration of the achievement, most were unavailable for comment at the time of this article.
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WAY TO GO PINHEADS!!
An anonymous inside source reveals, this is part of a governing strategy, to literally bombard Americans with so many lies, they simply can't keep track of them all, and eventually give up trying. "We may get called out on a few now and again, but there is no way anyone could catch them all!" Using secret proprietary technologies, the DCPU was able to log every instance of a lie, from the president, the vice president, cabinet and administration members, as well as prominent Democrat leaders, Congressmen, and political pundits. It is doubtful we will ever see this volume of lying again in our lifetime, it is truly a historic event. Officials from the Guinness Book of World Records, and Ripley's Believe it or Not, have been notified. It is not known whether the Democrat Party will hold any kind of celebration of the achievement, most were unavailable for comment at the time of this article.
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WAY TO GO PINHEADS!!
