Has anyone else picked up on the fact that MAGA folks are living in some bizarre, twisted wonderland,
... like portraying all those who wish to make America great again as stupid cavemen? Why won't you come right out and admit that you simply HATE the United States? ... aaahhh, because you are totally dishonest in every respect. Gotcha.
where facts don’t matter,
Like needing to use other people's stupid and uncreative caveman memes as a solution to your inability to think for yourself?
logic is a foreign language,
You haven't demonstrated any. Would you care to guess why?
and reality is something you can bend to fit the latest conspiracy theory?
Oh, that's right, you were told by your slave-masters to believe that humans never conspire, and you OBEYED. I bet you take great pride in being bent over furniture and reamed with disinformation.
It’s like they’ve built their own little fantasy camp
Nope. Only the cowardly, uneducated leftist snowflakes build safe spaces back in the dark recesses of their minds, because they can. Their minds aren't cluttered with years of accumulated education. You are free and clear to build secure refuges that are impenetrable to reason.
The rest of us? We’re just background noise in their epic tale of Make America Great Again
Because you won't participate. You would rather sabotage the efforts of We the People to make America great again, specifically because you HATE the United States.
You know, I used to think we were making progress as a species.
You're asking others to believe that you actually used to think for yourself at some point. I think you're asking a bit too much.
Let's perform a little demonstration: Explain why any rational adult should worship your
Global Warming bullshit as you do?
I know, I know, ... you can't. All you can do is point to your slave-master clergy and say "You should talk to my minister, he explains it so much better than I do." It's not like you have any science or math upon which you can draw down there in your snowflake safe space.
How are you going to celebrate when Trump wins and starts undoing all of your sabotage?
We’ve got rockets landing themselves,
Nope, not you. You are a Marxist saboteur of the system that makes self-landing rockets possible. You HATE capitalism. You want to destroy all happiness in humanity. You want to end life on planet earth by eliminating the plant food that supports the entire cycle of life. Why would any rational adult extend credit to you for the accomplishments that you strive to thwart, day in and day out?
we’ve mapped the human genome,
You certainly did not. The human genome was mapped by people who want to make the world a better place, not by people such as yourself who wish to cancel everything that is good.
we carry computers in our pockets
Well, you certainly avail yourself of comforts and conveniences created by people who want to make the world a better place, and you use them to make the world a crappy place. Explain this global climate thing to me again and why hydrocarbons must be abolished.
—but then you see MAGA strutting around with their fingers in their ears, chanting “Fake news!”
Nope. Every day I see many, many people who wish to make America great again and none of them exhibit this kind of behavior. What I do see, however, are people such as you who are totally envious of the rest of the rational population who has genuine intelligence and who has the education to make America great again. You are dripping with envy and you cannot be rational when discussing the future of the United States.
All you are able to do is allow others to do your thinking for you, and your only marching orders are to call Trump a "Hitler" and a "fascist" while calling everyone smarter than you "RACIST!" You never learned what a fascist is, that fascists are extreme left socialists who call for price controls, among other things. As a matter of fact, Kamala's only expressed plan is to institute price controls, and she is on the extreme left.
It would seem that you are too stupid to discern which candidates are of which parties.
like it’s some kind of magic spell, and you start to realize: maybe evolution’s just not for everyone.
I remember repeating this joke back when I was thirteen. I outgrew it, of course, a couple of years later. I'll presume that you don't understand Darwin's theory of evolution to any degree that would benefit any conversation.