Dixie - In Memoriam
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In the wake of Massachusetts electing Scott Brown, the Democrats seem a bit confused on direction. Some of them are obviously still going through the shock of it all, and haven't fully realized what it meant. On the day after the election, the President's press secretary, Robert Gibbs, explained how it was obviously frustration which had spilled over from Bush, Obama would later back that idea up himself. Howard Dean says it's because Obama hasn't been liberal enough, and he didn't ram health care through quick enough or aggressively enough. But even other democrats like Lanny Davis, think Obama needs to be 'pivoting' to the middle, and changing focus to jobs and the economy.
So it's obvious, there is a fractured party in complete disarray at the moment... searching for some ideas and possible directions to go, before the ship sinks entirely in November. Being the conscientious citizen I am, I have decided to bestow my brilliance upon the Democrats, in order to help them find their way again....
First of all, don't let it get you down, keep plowing ahead with your socialist agenda. I'm sure it's just a matter of the packaging, people just haven't understood your message. Maybe Obama should write a book... he's good at that, right? Or if he doesn't have time, maybe he can get Bill Ayers to write it for him, like he did his other book? Anyway, who writes it won't be important, it will just be an outline of your entire liberal agenda, you know.... what do you call those things? Oh yeah, a manifesto! Nice European sounding name, huh? So, you have Obama pen the Liberal Manifesto!
Now the great thing about this is, Obama can go on a nationwide 'book tour' and talk about the book and stuff, and it will take everyone's mind off what is going on in their everyday lives. Oprah could follow him around doing those little 'mock' interviews, like Diane Sawyer, and people could see Obama in his true element. This publicity would garner interest in the Liberal Manifesto, and people would come to know the greatness of everything Liberal! As the crowds gather, Obama could deliver speeches where he pounds his fists hard on the podium and screams like a madman to the crowd... people eat that up! He could say some really cool phrases, like... From each according to means, to each according to need! And the crowds will cheer!
The next thing.... Put some posters up! Not little campaign fliers, but huge portraits on the sides of buildings, all across America! In larger cities, you may also erect a statue of Obama. The event of the unveiling for these things, would be a great time to bring the children in, have them sing songs of praise to Obama, that always touches people's hearts!
I have a hunch, if the Democrats follow my advice, they will have all kinds of success with it!
So it's obvious, there is a fractured party in complete disarray at the moment... searching for some ideas and possible directions to go, before the ship sinks entirely in November. Being the conscientious citizen I am, I have decided to bestow my brilliance upon the Democrats, in order to help them find their way again....
First of all, don't let it get you down, keep plowing ahead with your socialist agenda. I'm sure it's just a matter of the packaging, people just haven't understood your message. Maybe Obama should write a book... he's good at that, right? Or if he doesn't have time, maybe he can get Bill Ayers to write it for him, like he did his other book? Anyway, who writes it won't be important, it will just be an outline of your entire liberal agenda, you know.... what do you call those things? Oh yeah, a manifesto! Nice European sounding name, huh? So, you have Obama pen the Liberal Manifesto!
Now the great thing about this is, Obama can go on a nationwide 'book tour' and talk about the book and stuff, and it will take everyone's mind off what is going on in their everyday lives. Oprah could follow him around doing those little 'mock' interviews, like Diane Sawyer, and people could see Obama in his true element. This publicity would garner interest in the Liberal Manifesto, and people would come to know the greatness of everything Liberal! As the crowds gather, Obama could deliver speeches where he pounds his fists hard on the podium and screams like a madman to the crowd... people eat that up! He could say some really cool phrases, like... From each according to means, to each according to need! And the crowds will cheer!
The next thing.... Put some posters up! Not little campaign fliers, but huge portraits on the sides of buildings, all across America! In larger cities, you may also erect a statue of Obama. The event of the unveiling for these things, would be a great time to bring the children in, have them sing songs of praise to Obama, that always touches people's hearts!
I have a hunch, if the Democrats follow my advice, they will have all kinds of success with it!