DeSantis: If I Was a Democrat, My Wife Would Be in Every Fashion Magazine

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He may be on to something.

:bigthink:
 
If DeSantis were a Democrat, he'd be an entirely different person with an entirely different mindset,
and in all likelihood, an entirely different wife.

If I had the raging hormones of a fifteen year old boy, I wouldn't be able to bed a Republican woman to save my own life.
Even if I didn't know her politics, I'd probably smell it on her.
 
Well, there's always plenty of pro-gun magazines she could appear in.

Maybe some other periodicals that appeal to the kind of rednecks who support him and his ignorant bully tactics.

Field and Stream, maybe?
 
How did republicans treat a twelve year old Chelsea?



These people are such butt hurt magnets


They trash children for political gain


And then mope about not being in fashion mags?


Dude


The guy wearing white plastic boots is not a good one to judge fashion


She dresses normally


Not high fashion


She looks great

But just isn’t a fashion plate


Chelsea did nothing to deserve how Fox and the republicans treated her


Assholes
 
I remember how on the street republicans would talk about this little girl


Evil evil fucking shit


And no one ever treated Republican kids in the White House like that
 
Well, there's always plenty of pro-gun magazines she could appear in.

Maybe some other periodicals that appeal to the kind of rednecks who support him and his ignorant bully tactics.

Field and Stream, maybe?

Motorcycle magazines, the kind that have beautiful women on the cover dressed in leather which no one has actually ever seen on a real motorcycle, in fact, who resemble the exact antithesis of actual bike women
 
Motorcycle magazines, the kind that have beautiful women on the cover dressed in leather which no one has actually ever seen on a real motorcycle, in fact, who resemble the exact antithesis of actual bike women

Oh yeah, didn't think of those.

And hot rod magazines, too.

Tool calendars..... :laugh:

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If DeSantis were a Democrat, he'd be an entirely different person with an entirely different mindset,
and in all likelihood, an entirely different wife.

If I had the raging hormones of a fifteen year old boy, I wouldn't be able to bed a Republican woman to save my own life.
Even if I didn't know her politics, I'd probably smell it on her.
You have never bed any woman in your life.
 
Why doesn't Ron encourage her to do porn.

Republicans loved a first lady who was arm candy and did soft porn.

She and Melanomia could get together and recreate that famous lesbo picture.

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Maybe take it a coupla few steps farther.
 
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