Does The Second Amendment Cover Owning a Flame Thrower?

Mott the Hoople

Mott the Hoople

Sweet Jane
I ran across this debate on Facebook on would the 2nd Amendment cover owning a Flame thrower?

To my surprise I found that I think this is a great idea. So the following was my response:

In this warming world of ours,
With tempers on the rise.
If I only had the power.
I could make it all decline.

If I had a flamethrower,
All arguments would abate.
If you don’t speak nicely.
I’d roast you like a steak.

If I had a flamethrower
Everything would be so neat
People would be respectful
Or I’d melt them with the heat.

If I had a big ole tank
Strapped upon my back
Hoses all correct
Napalm to the brim
I would have it made
Courtesy would reign
Or I would let her rip
Because everyone would know
I’d burn them to a crisp

If I had a flamethrower
The IRS would never chide
An audit would go quickly
With my igniter by my side

If I had a flamethrower
My boss would never spew
He’d run to get my coat
If I decided to leave by 2.

If I had a big ole tank
Strapped upon my back
Hoses all correct
Napalm to the brim
I would have it made
Courtesy would reign
Or I would let her rip
Because everyone would know
I’d burn them to a crisp.
 
Mott the Hoople said:
I ran across this debate on Facebook on would the 2nd Amendment cover owning a Flame thrower?

To my surprise I found that I think this is a great idea. So the following was my response:

In this warming world of ours,
With tempers on the rise.
If I only had the power.
I could make it all decline.

If I had a flamethrower,
All arguments would abate.
If you don’t speak nicely.
I’d roast you like a steak.

If I had a flamethrower
Everything would be so neat
People would be respectful
Or I’d melt them with the heat.

If I had a big ole tank
Strapped upon my back
Hoses all correct
Napalm to the brim
I would have it made
Courtesy would reign
Or I would let her rip
Because everyone would know
I’d burn them to a crisp

If I had a flamethrower
The IRS would never chide
An audit would go quickly
With my igniter by my side

If I had a flamethrower
My boss would never spew
He’d run to get my coat
If I decided to leave by 2.

If I had a big ole tank
Strapped upon my back
Hoses all correct
Napalm to the brim
I would have it made
Courtesy would reign
Or I would let her rip
Because everyone would know
I’d burn them to a crisp.
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Saving Private Ryan.

Burning the Germans to crisp.
 
Hope I don't regret posting this to Mott, but here goes:
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The costs go for the standard 'weed burner' to $70, and the top models like DeCaprio used in "Once Upon a Time in Hollywood" to $150 and $225.

But can you own a mortar or a rocket launcher off the shelf at the Army Navy Store?
 
Matt Dillon said:
Do you think a slight wind shift wouldn't kill you if it did? :rolleyes2:
Because I bet it would.
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It would take less than that for ClF3 to kill you but the advantage is you wouldn’t need an igniter as it self ignites on anything containing oxygen. Spray it on a brick and the brick would self ignite and burn.
 
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