DOGE update

[Diogenes]

A CNN host with horrible eyebrows just tried to trap Tim Burchett about DOGE and regretted it immediately. "You're going to see a lot of Congressmen with red faces when they follow this paper trail back to members of Congress, ma'am. That's the bottom line."

https://twitter.com/x/status/1891871845017653445

View: https://x.com/GuntherEagleman/status/1891871845017653445

 

[Diogenes]

 

[Diogenes]

 

[Diogenes]

Internal rumors are circulating that NASA will experience a "reduction in force" as soon as tomorrow. NASA employees are anticipating an email; possibly by today. NASA Marshall Space Flight Center & Goddard Space Flight Center are allegedly exempt.

 

[Diogenes]

REPORT SAYS DOGE SAVINGS TOP $110 BILLION

@DOGE

 

[Nordberg]

Internal rumors are circulating that NASA will experience a "reduction in force" as soon as tomorrow. NASA employees are anticipating an email; possibly by today. NASA Marshall Space Flight Center & Goddard Space Flight Center are allegedly exempt.

Highly educated and experienced employees will be broomed, pleasing you greatly.

 

[Diogenes]

Highly educated and experienced employees will be broomed, pleasing you greatly.

Will they?

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Did your crystal ball give you their names and time-in-grade?

 

[Yakuda]

Highly educated and experienced employees will be broomed, pleasing you greatly.

Did the voices in your head tell you that?

 

[Diogenes]

Did the voices in your head tell you that?

NERDSPERG COMMUNING WITH HIS SPIRIT GUIDES​

 

[FastLane]

Highly educated and experienced employees will be broomed, pleasing you greatly.

Good let them learn to pick strawberries.

 

[Yakuda]

A CNN host with horrible eyebrows just tried to trap Tim Burchett about DOGE and regretted it immediately. "You're going to see a lot of Congressmen with red faces when they follow this paper trail back to members of Congress, ma'am. That's the bottom line."

https://twitter.com/x/status/1891871845017653445

View: https://x.com/GuntherEagleman/status/1891871845017653445

What a stupid cow

 

[Diogenes]

Good let them learn to pick strawberries.

Coding isn't the option it used to be, is it?

 

[Diogenes]

What a stupid cow

Leftist. Maybe has a penis.

 

[Yakuda]

Leftist. Maybe has a penis.

Very likely.

 

[Yakuda]

Good let them learn to pick strawberries.

They'll probably screw that up.

 

[Diogenes]

Very likely.

According to Affirmative Action Jackson, only a biologist can define what a woman is, right?

 

[Diogenes]

They'll probably screw that up.

I wonder if Nerdsperg would claim they were highly-educated and experienced professionals who shouldn't be dismissed from fruit-picking duties.

 

[Yakuda]

According to Affirmative Action Jackson, only a biologist can define what a woman is, right?

Yeah that's right. Oh that reminds me I need to call my urologist to find out when to pee.

 

[Diogenes]

Yeah that's right. Oh that reminds me I need to call my urologist to find out when to pee.

Is your urologist DEI-certified, though?

 

[Earl]

They'll probably screw that up.

Democrats should try harder not to suck.