Down in Floriduh

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FLORIDUH WOMAN​

Floriduh – A 53-year-old Floriduh woman was arrested after biting her husband when he changed their computer password at home.

Police said Mary Jo King, of Floriduh, got into a verbal argument with her husband after he changed the computer password.

“The defendant then shouted that her husband knew the password before jumping on her husband’s back where she began striking him,” the officer said.

While she was latched to her husband’s back, King bit him on his head. The husband had marks that were consistent with being bit.

King’s son told police that he heard a loud verbal argument and observed his mother latched on his father’s back while biting his head.

When officers questioned King, she was uncooperative and said she was going to ignore them.

King was arrested for Battery Domestic Violence and transported to the County Jail.



https://www.palmbaydaily.com/news/local/palm-bay-woman-bites-husband-after-changing-password-8532/

 

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AND THE HORSE SHE RODE IN ON​

Floriduh - Sheriff’s deputies have arrested a Floriduh woman for DUI on a horse.


Donna Byrne, 53-years old, was additionally charged with animal neglect (M-1) for failing to provide proper protection for the horse, which was being ridden in the roadway, placing it in jeopardy of being injured or killed.

According to the affidavit, deputies responded to the area following a report by a passerby who said Byrne appeared confused, and possibly in danger. Byrne had an odor of alcohol, red watery eyes, and staggered. A field sobriety test was conducted, and she was subsequently arrested for DUI.

Byrne provided breath samples of .157 and .161. A breath alcohol level of .08 is the legal limit in Floriduh.

“Ms. Byrne was obviously not in any condition to be on the road. She not only put herself and the horse in danger, but also anyone who was driving on the road, which is typically very busy”, said Sheriff Grady Judd.

The horse was taken by deputies to the Sheriff’s Animal Control livestock facility.



http://www.dailyridge.com/en/2017/11/03/polk-city-woman-arrested-for-dui-on-a-horse-and-animal-neglect/

 

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FLORIDUH MAN SMASHED GATE @ TRUMP NATIONAL - WILL BRAD TAKE THE CASE PRO BONO?​

Floriduh - Police arrested a man who they say assaulted a taxi driver, stole the car and smashed through the security gate at Trump National Golf Club during his getaway.

The taxi driver told police he picked up 52-year-old Robert Smith from the Square Grouper in Jupiter on Saturday night. During the drive to Trump National, the taxi driver said Smith hit him in the head a couple of times, and once more when they arrived at the security gate.

According to the report, both the taxi driver and Smith got out of the car when Smith suddenly hopped into the front seat and drove off. Police said he smashed through the security gate.

Police recovered the taxi at the man's home. The car had front-end damage and the doors were left wide open, according to the report. Outside the home, police found blood on the ground. According to the report, officers kicked open the front door due to their concern for the welfare of Smith. Inside they found Smith in his bedroom, with blood on his face, nose, hands, and shirt.

Smith told police he didn't do anything wrong and that he fell on his face, according to the arrest report.

Police took Smith to Jupiter Medical Center to be evaluated before his trip to the Palm Beach County Jail. He's out on bond.



http://kcby.com/news/nation-world/man-steals-taxi-smashes-through-security-gate-at-trump-national

 

[Legion]

How cute, the BS you can make up.

Your stupidity has inspired me to revive this thread.

 

[Legion]

Floriduh

Here are some things you probably shouldn’t do:

1. Crash into a patrol car at the jail

2. Drive on a suspended license

3. Have marijuana in your bag

A 33-year-old woman stands accused simultaneously accomplishing all three at the County Jail in the 900 block of North Rock Road, according to an arrest affidavit.

A sheriff’s deputy reported he was in his patrol car when a Chevrolet Tahoe parked in the visitor parking area.

The Tahoe, which investigators say was driven by Kelly Lynn Dendler, then moved to the department parking area.

“Dendler stated she parked in the visitor parking first but Dendler said, ‘I was lazy and wanted to park closer,’” the affidavit states. “Dendler said she passed a parking spot, put her vehicle in reverse and backed into (a deputy’s) patrol car.”

In the Tahoe, investigators reported finding a makeup bag with a container of marijuana and a wooden pipe.

Dendler, of the 200 block of Southeast Grove Avenue in Port St. Lucie, was arrested on charges including knowingly driving while her license is suspended, possession of less than 20 grams of marijuana and possession of drug paraphernalia.



https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/blogs/off-the-beat/2018/05/24/cops-lady-pot-no-license-crashes-into-patrol-car-jail/611207002/

 

[Legion]

Floriduh woman finds out the hard way that a golf club is a deadly weapon

A Florida woman is accused of hitting her neighbor and her neighbor's dog with a golf club because the pooch was "going to the bathroom" in her yard, according to the Tavares Police Department.

Police said the victim, Gloria Stepp, was walking her dog when Sylvia White came out of her home and told her to get off her property. Stepp said she ignored White and kept walking her canine toward the end of the street.

When Stepp and her 1-year-old dog were walking back past White's home, White came outside and swung a club at her, according to the affidavit.

"I was walking my dog and she came across the street and she hit me across the back with a golf club and she hit my dog and she said, 'The next time I see your dog I'm gonna shoot it,'" Stepp told a 911 operator.

The victim was hit in the back hard enough to leave a mark and the dog was also hit with the club, causing the animal to yelp in pain, the report said. White also told the victim that she would shoot her dog if she ever saw it again, according to authorities.

Stepp told News 6 that her dog pooped in White's yard last week and before she could return home to get a doggie bag, White yelled at her about the mess. Stepp said she cleaned up the excrement after the verbal altercation.

Police said when they arrived at White's home, she was sitting on the couch with her head in her hands and said, "I'm in trouble." She also told police that she hit the woman and her dog because she was mad about the dog "going to the bathroom" on her lawn, which she had just paid to have upgraded with St. Augustine grass, police said.

Police Department Cpl. Sarah Coursey said it's not uncommon for neighbors to argue about pet issues, but she recommends contacting homeowners association officials since resorting to violence will surely result in an arrest.

"We understand there are arguments, neighbors, you know, get into arguments about this -- we had this happen multiple times. I can see the arguments and the frustrations but to get physical, that's where it draws the line," Coursey said.

White was arrested on a charge of aggravated battery with a deadly weapon.


https://www.clickorlando.com/news/woman-accused-of-hitting-neighbor-dog-over-poop-in-lawn

 

[Legion]

Two police officers are recovering from stab wounds after a run-in with a Floriduh man in a wheelchair brandishing a sword.

Investigators say they got complaints from patrons at Central Tavern about 29-year-old Emmanuel Ruiz Mejia.

When officers got there, they say Mejia was sitting on his hands as if he was hiding something. When he refused to raise his hands and tried to roll past them in his wheelchair. officers deployed a stun gun. Winter Haven PD says that’s when Mejia pulled out a sword.

The officers tackled him and during the scuffle, Officer Kristopher Coley’s face was slashed. Mejia was hit again with a stun gun, but Mejia then slashed at the other officer, Edgardo Cruz, cutting his hand.

Mejia’s neighbors tell FOX 13 he has become known for sitting outside his house in his wheelchair while whipping around a sword.

“He is a pretty strong fella,” said Police Chief Charlie Bird. “He’s got some stout upper body strength.”


http://www.fox13news.com/news/local-news/man-in-wheelchair-injures-winter-haven-officers-with-large-knife-police-say

 

[Legion]

Floriduh man has multiple cocks

Dixie Ruzzo said her quiet county road was anything but, with dozens of roosters next door. “In the morning, and then in the afternoon, at night. That's all you heard,” she said. The commotion prompted suspicion. “I said, ‘I think they're having cock fights over there,’” Ruzzo told police.

Deputies arrested Jose Urueta-Guillen for breeding and training fighting roosters. Animal Services rescued 36 roosters. The animals had to be separated into separate pens so they wouldn’t kill each other.

Urueta-Guillen is now facing numerous charges.

Some of the roosters had serious injuries, but Animal Services said staff will nurse them back to health.


https://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/national/florida-man-found-with-roosters-arrested-for-breeding-training-them-fight-police-say/0OpZd61YuuGdlfASYm0wiI/

 

[Legion]

An inappropriate game of titty twister has lead to tragedy in New Port Richie, Floriduh.

28-year-old Thomas Matheson was arrested after twisting a two-year-old boy's nipples so hard they actually came off.

According to Bay News 9, Matheson was charged with watching the boy while his mother was off at work.

Matheson admitted to "playing rough" with the shirtless boy, but after he squeezed and pulled on the boy's nipples he apparently didn't realize that he had literally pulled the skin off. Or so he told police.

About two hours later the boy's grandmother showed up and realized what had happened. The boy was taking to the hospital.

"Doctors say it is unlikely the nipples will grow back," reports Bay News 9.

Matheson was arrested on charges of child abuse.



http://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/memorial-day-miami-police-patrolling-brickell-rickenbacker-causeway-10382862

 

[Legion]

Floriduh woman Crystal Methvin arrested for crystal meth

An anonymous call to the St. Augustine police Saturday morning led to the arrest of two people on drug possession.

Police say they responded to a parking lot on South Dixie Highway and found three people sitting in a car. The people in the car consented to a search and police say they found drug paraphernalia and a substance that field tested positive for crystal meth.

Crystal Methvin and Douglas Nickerson were arrested on drug possession charges.

https://www.news4jax.com/news/anonymous-complaint-in-st-augustine-leads-to-arrest-of-two-on-drug-charges