When your drunk and need to get home after a long night of boozing or partying it up, here are a few guides to help you get to your destination.
1. 10 & 2... ALWAYS unless in regard to #2
2. Smoke lots of cigarettes as this helps to get the smell of alcohol from your breath. if you don't smoke or hate smoking, your drunk, youll forget it in the morning, i reccomend newports b/c they are strong and minty. Chewing gum or sucking on a hard candy will also help but should be used in conjuction w/ the cigarettes.
3. Drive teh speed limit. this is how most get caught is that they feel invincible and speed. you don't want to give the cop any reason to pull you over. to appear not suspicious you may drive up to 5 miles over the speed limit. if the speed limit is 65 on the highway, go 70, BUT NOT OVER 70!!!
4. Wear your seatbelt, its important to be safe, even if your drunk driving. and another reason how not to get pulled over
5. Don't use your cell phone, studies show that talking on the phone while driving is equivalent to being drunk, but your already drunk, so don't wanna be double drunk!!
6. If your too drunk to see straight, follow the line to your left and if necessary drive with one eye closed so you don't see double.
follow these rules while drunk and youll never get a dui.