I see Tom's got his va-jay-jay lips in a twist...again~
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I see Tom's got his va-jay-jay lips in a twist...again~
It's beyond obvious it's been so long since Tom has seen a va-jay-jay he forgets there are tulips to one, but as he demonstrated in the Elton John thread, his rock-n-roll days are long gone!
That's Craps, Tom. C-R-A-P-S. Do keep up and try not to get your va-jay-jay in a twist over there, k?
I would suggest steering clear of thong panties. You just might strangle the family jewels, not that their producing any gems any more...
FUCK THE POLICE
911 EVERY DAY
Of course.
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That's Craps, Tom. C-R-A-P-S. Do keep up and try not to get your va-jay-jay in a twist over there, k?
I would suggest steering clear of thong panties. You just might strangle the family jewels, not that their producing any gems any more...
Much as I would love to discuss semantics with you, there is a double bill of Two and Half Men on Viva now. It's nice to know that there is something funny and original coming out of California.
Much as I would love to discuss semantics with you, there is a double bill of Two and Half Men on Viva now. It's nice to know that there is something funny and original coming out of California.
And I on the other hand would love nothing better than to watch you prance around on this here message board with your "Get your ethics in check" hammer that you try and lay down on everyone and make a fool out of yourself.
You constantly mistake replies with something that resembles giving a shit when really it's the sheer joy of seeing you prance around with your shiny out of joint nose in the air.
It would stand to reason you would like a creep like Charlie Sheen who abuses women and can only get an erection with drugs, booze, and hookers, but then birds of a feather flock together, eh old chap?
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christiefan915
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Wow, I feel so special.
The two leg humpers, one thinking about me when I was gone and the other sending me love notes since I've been back.
Wow, I feel so special.
The two leg humpers, one thinking about me when I was gone and the other sending me love notes since I've been back.
Me, too, chasing us both around the board groaning at us, life is good!
christiefan915
Catalyst
I'll drink to that!
Just proving you read me. Tell us is vodka your drink of choice too?
Well when I saw all of your groans at everyone I thought-Hey, froggy, must like groans!
Pssst! That's all the groans she's got. She has to groan somewhere.
Nothing worse than vodka breath. Smells a lot like a person's pickled n formaldehyde!
Yuck. Throw in an Italian dinnner and it's instant vomit~!
Add to it her old lady joint rub and YIKES!
Now, now. That's thelove potion!
Her motion potion~
It ain't the meat it's the motion....
At her age just getting up the stairs is equal to an orgasm~
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You're coming up to your sixth decade on Earth, but I guess some don't mellow with age.