either/or game

[Minister of Truth]

Neither eggnog nor wassail. BOOZE!!

Actually, I didn't really dip into the booze, because my wife insisted on picking-up several bottles of wine from Traitor Joes. We also have two bottles of champagne from Costco for New Years.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

I can appreciate that. Describes my FIL in Kentucky to a T. Hunting ... meh, I'm not a big camo wearer whether I'm hunting or not. I mean I have some but you don't have to wear camo to hunt deer.

No suits...unless requested when I preach weddings, funerals or high school baccalaureates. I despise suits and ties.

That's where sports jackets and blazers are cool. In your photo above you could just put on a sports jacket, take off your hat and be ready to take Mrs. LR to that fabulous new Italian joint that just opened up and Mrs. LR and LR Jr. would be like...whoa...he be chill.

Sometimes it's fun to dress up and girls love it too!!!

 

[Mott the Hoople]

You may resent it, but the stereotype fits in this instance, your sophisticated uncle was the exception to the rules, most of the farm folk I was raised around hated to dress up, and even though intelligent, there is just a dialect in rural areas that sounds like illiterate red neck. I love these people, and they don't consider baseball caps as hats, it's an extension of their persons.

You don't get where I'm coming from. I'm not saying you can't be that way or shouldn't be that way. I'm not saying another way is better. I'm not judging.

I'm saying you don't have to be a certain way to be a farmer or live in a rural small town or a big city for that matter. Be yourself. If you're a farmer and dig styling in an Italian suit...and driving a Cadillac... I say cool. If you live in a big city and enjoy hunting and wearing camo...cool too.

 

[Phantasmal]

You don't get where I'm coming from. I'm not saying you can't be that way or shouldn't be that way. I'm not saying another way is better. I'm not judging.

I'm saying you don't have to be a certain way to be a farmer or live in a rural small town or a big city for that matter. Be yourself. If you're a farmer and dig styling in an Italian suit...and driving a Cadillac... I say cool. If you live in a big city and enjoy hunting and wearing camo...cool too.

Okay, I'm cool with that

 

[Mott the Hoople]

I certainly didn't mean to offend you or anything like that with my options that I gave on here.

I'm just ranting Norah. You haven't offended me in the least. I'm just sayin. LOL

 

[Mott the Hoople]

good point......you're not a farmer but you still look illiterate......

Look who's talking. I got arrested in Michigan for crossing the State line with a book and a pair of shoes.

 

[Lightbringer]

Look who's talking. I got arrested in Michigan for crossing the State line with a book and a pair of shoes.

Now you're just being a dick, that's probably why you were arrested

 

[Rune]

Neither eggnog nor wassail. BOOZE!!

Actually, I didn't really dip into the booze, because my wife insisted on picking-up several bottles of wine from Traitor Joes. We also have two bottles of champagne from Costco for New Years.

Traitor?
Yet you shop at COSTCO?

 

[PostmodernProphet]

Look who's talking. I got arrested in Michigan for crossing the State line with a book and a pair of shoes.

of course.....it was Mein Kampf and jackboots......

 

[Mott the Hoople]

of course.....it was Mein Kampf and jackboots......

It was Birkenstocks and Dr. Seuss.

 

[Lightbringer]

It was Birkenstocks and Dr. Seuss.

Bullshit, we know you were smuggling the little red book into our state!

 

[Minister of Truth]

You don't get where I'm coming from. I'm not saying you can't be that way or shouldn't be that way. I'm not saying another way is better. I'm not judging.

I'm saying you don't have to be a certain way to be a farmer or live in a rural small town or a big city for that matter. Be yourself. If you're a farmer and dig styling in an Italian suit...and driving a Cadillac... I say cool. If you live in a big city and enjoy hunting and wearing camo...cool too.

If you live in Portlandia, you can wear whatever the fuck you want. Now, that's freedom, baby!

 

[USFREEDOM911]

Look who's talking. I got arrested in Michigan for crossing the State line with a book and a pair of shoes.

It's because they figured you stole them, seeing as how there are so few in Ohio that know how to read or wear shoes.

 

[Minister of Truth]

Traitor?
Yet you shop at COSTCO?

Kirkland is a local corporation, so shopping at Costco is supporting WA business, the same as buying a latte or posting from this Windows Phone.

I bet you eat at Dunkin Donuts.

 

[Minister of Truth]

It's because they figured you stole them, seeing as how there are so few in Ohio that know how to read or wear shoes.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

If you live in Portlandia, you can wear whatever the fuck you want. Now, that's freedom, baby!

History should call Portland up and tell them they want the 90's back.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

It's because they figured you stole them, seeing as how there are so few in Ohio that know how to read or wear shoes.

You've obviously never been to Michigan. I was arrested at one of their public libraries which is what you and I would call a BP Station.

 

[PostmodernProphet]

It was Birkenstocks and Dr. Seuss.

that explains it........obviously a liberal infiltrator....next time wear Wolverines and carry a car repair manual.......

 

[PostmodernProphet]

You've obviously never been to Michigan. I was arrested at one of their public libraries which is what you and I would call a BP Station.

Exxon is the new BP......

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Exxon is the new BP......

Don't tell Tom that.