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In all fairness, sodomy includes oral sex. So someone could have been groggily awakened to a blowjob, and not be sure.
But you are correct, the article is a joke.
The times that I was so drunk, that I passed out, I wasn't able to complete any sexual act; because of the amount of alcohol.
That's why you pass out.
The alcohol thins your blood so much, that the heart is having a hard time pumping it to your vital organs.
That's why you pass out, so you go horizontal and the heart can keep you alive.