Epi vs Assmunch

[Kamala Trump]

Damn. I didn't know it was Cupcake Week on Martha Stewart!! Why didn't you dicks tell me?

 

[Cancel7]

What do you think we are? A bunch of elitists?

In all seriousness though if you just grabbed someone here and asked them that, odds are good that they would have no clue what it was.

Yeah but, you live in the south don't you?

 

[Epicurus]

I always thought the whole elitist argument was stupid.

They both think they're qualified to run the Free World. They're both fucking elitists.

 

[Kamala Trump]

I always thought the whole elitist argument was stupid.

They both think they're qualified to run the Free World. They're both fucking elitists.

So then the conclusion you should come to is that the whole two party system is a sham, and that what they find "harmonious concensus" on are precisely the things that are worst for us.

 

[LadyT]

I always thought the whole elitist argument was stupid.

They both think they're qualified to run the Free World. They're both fbcking elitists.

Not Obama. He's just a regular joe. Someone you can sit back with and sip a chilled pinot grigio while you share a bowl of imported calamata olives.

 

[Kamala Trump]

AHZ 1
Epi 0

 

[Epicurus]

Yeah but, you live in the south don't you?

For the moment yes I reside in the Dirty South.

 

[LadyT]

For the moment yes I reside in the Dirty South.

No wonder you don't know what arugula is.

 

[Cancel3]

For the moment yes I reside in the Dirty South.

Epi did drugs? Ok, thats just another thing we have in common.

I hope asshat did drugs too. Hate to think all that is simple mental illness.

 

[Epicurus]

Not Obama. He's just a regular joe. Someone you can sit back with and sip a chilled pinot grigio while you share a bowl of imported calamata olives.

I use the "Which Candidate Would I Rather Smoke a Bowl With" Test when deciding how to cast my ballot.

Since Obama actually did smoke , he would definitely win.

McCain would have some cool stories from Vietnam, but it would be awkward watching him explain to me why he wants harsher penalties for drug users.

 

[LadyT]

Epi did drugs? Ok, thats just another thing we have in common.

I hope asshat did drugs too. Hate to think all that is simple mental illness.

+1 Solitary

 

[LadyT]

Plus from what I can tell, Epi's Mom seems to have loved him.

Azz has some serious mommy issues I don't think anyone would want to contend with.

 

[Epicurus]

I pity his psychologist.

 

[a11n]

Cut the crap! If you're immortal, why would you take away individual freedoms and censor the Net?

 

[Epicurus]

Cut the crap! If you're immortal, why would you take away individual freedoms and censor the Net?

Just for shits and giggles.

 

[Cancel3]

Just for shits and giggles.

I was an immortal in a past life.

 

[Kamala Trump]

I win!

 

[Cancel3]

I win!

Math is not your strong suit, is it?

I saw the numbers before AND after yu posted this. It was 4-3 in Epi's favor before you posted, and now its 5-3 in Epi's favor.


How in the hell do you figure you win?

 

[Kamala Trump]

Math is not your strong suit, is it?

I saw the numbers before AND after yu posted this. It was 4-3 in Epi's favor before you posted, and now its 5-3 in Epi's favor.


How in the hell do you figure you win?

Because the issue is "who is better" not "who is voted to be better by the forum members.". Considering that, I win.

 

[a11n]

Math is not your strong suit, is it?

I saw the numbers before AND after yu posted this. It was 4-3 in Epi's favor before you posted, and now its 5-3 in Epi's favor.


How in the hell do you figure you win?

you look like stone cold steve austin!