If only you could develop some maturity, a sense of humour beyond sophomore level and a bit of wit, you may slowly get to be as good as me. But until then, you're reduced to outbursts and insults.
"I know French." It's a schoolyard boast, I'd be impressed if you knew a few words of Pitjantjatjara but declaring, pigeon-chest puffed out, bottom lip jutting aggressively, unibrow furrowed with the effort of remembering foreign phrases, "I know French" is the best you can do. Well guess what? So do a few million other people Waterbaby. You're not unique, despite what you've been led to believe by your handlers.
You just don't get it, do you? I may have to use a chalk board just for you.