I know you don't
Oh, sweetie, 20 patents after 30 years in chemical R&D is actually NOTHING. That's pathetically low. I'm not bragging here. I am actually kind of ashamed of myself. I work with scientists who have over 100 by this point in the career.
It's sweetly funny that you think 20 patents is "impressive" enough for me to lie about. I mean, seriously.
Sad, really.
And you are now saying you don't even have that few?????