Big Gubmint
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Tsk, tsk
Some benighted citizens may believe life would be simpler to live in a world without Big Gubmint, where every Tea Bagger, unencumbered by bureaucrats and welfare cheats, could dream of ephemeral Constitutional restraint.
What would this "free market" nation be like?
Leaving aside the national defense, which even the Tea Baggers cede to Big Gubmint, imagine how scary the world would seem without the warm, comforting layers of Big Gubmint.
Without the guiding hand of Big Gubmint, greed-crazed corporate execs could spew arsenic-laden tailings from mining operations, dump oceans of waste from vast feedlots in your drinking water, or invite fellow CEOs to drill for oil on pristine Gubmint property.
That's why Big Gubmint will continue, and grow.
Big Gubmint makes rules that soothe the public's fears and sometimes even enforces them.
Someone needs to appear to protect baby seals. Someone needs to pretend to care about the E. coli in your burgers and the heavy metals in your kid's toys, because the truth is, the people crave a protector.
That someone is Big Gubmint.
Keep paying those taxes.
Some benighted citizens may believe life would be simpler to live in a world without Big Gubmint, where every Tea Bagger, unencumbered by bureaucrats and welfare cheats, could dream of ephemeral Constitutional restraint.
What would this "free market" nation be like?
Leaving aside the national defense, which even the Tea Baggers cede to Big Gubmint, imagine how scary the world would seem without the warm, comforting layers of Big Gubmint.
Without the guiding hand of Big Gubmint, greed-crazed corporate execs could spew arsenic-laden tailings from mining operations, dump oceans of waste from vast feedlots in your drinking water, or invite fellow CEOs to drill for oil on pristine Gubmint property.
That's why Big Gubmint will continue, and grow.
Big Gubmint makes rules that soothe the public's fears and sometimes even enforces them.
Someone needs to appear to protect baby seals. Someone needs to pretend to care about the E. coli in your burgers and the heavy metals in your kid's toys, because the truth is, the people crave a protector.
That someone is Big Gubmint.
Keep paying those taxes.