And you're not a spinster but happily married to a Black man so it's okay to tell racist jokes. You live in a large home in a neighborhood filled with wealthy Jews so you're not antisemitic. Except that there's never been any husband. No Jews live in that decaying urban region. You're really, really a teacher as you tell us every single day, despite the absence of evidence, i.e., credentials. And to sum up, you're one of the "better people" here, and you never toke, never drink, cuss, chase after married men like Hawkeye10, and are positively NOT a bigot or racist. And you're nice!
How'd I do? lol
Now seriously... go watch some football... And have that chat with God tonight before you hit the pillow... He really does miss you all...
