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An annual festival held to celebrate penises has been held, and hundreds have gathered to see enormous phalluses parade the streets.
Shinto Kanamara Matsuri, aka the Festival of the Phallus, sees giant manhood-shaped shrines take over streets in Kawasaki, Japan.
Held every year, the event sees visitors coming from far afield to watch parades and chow down on phallus-shaped lollipops.
The event, which started in 1977 at the Kanayama Shrine , celebrates the male appendage.
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