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The Founders realized that society would change over time, in fact there is extensive writings such as ' the present belongs to the living' and such. So they developed a method for the Constitution to change, called the Amendment Process. So if you want the federal government to wipe your ass for you, then go through the process and give them the power and the authority to do so.
But you know what would happen. The debate would be, "Is Charmin softer than Cottonelle?" "Is Quilted Northern cheaper?" "Does Scott's Rapid-Dissolving cause undue stress in the more laid back individuals?"