Tucker is so far ahead of you, intellectually, that you are invisible.
Home schooling. ^^^^
I suggest "Tucker is so far ahead that he can't see you in his rearview mirror," or
"If you rose to Tucker's intellectual heights, your nose would bleed."
or "I'm illiterate swine so I feed my brain at the Fucker Carlson Fox News info bucket"
Your pick.
Your metaphor doesn't fucking work..... Damn country people are stupid.