Free speech? I thought the Felon claimed to be for it?

[Earl]

Yep, the story is phony…has to be.

Most wives don’t want to cook at a seaside resort.

Coffee, perhaps but…

 

[Jarod]

I have never…never…never taken my wife to a seaside resort and made her cook average Publix eggs.
Or anything else.

Ok, I haven’t either.

 

[Earl]

Ok, I haven’t either.

Yes, I know your story was phony.

Perhaps you could try the Subway sandwich with a nice glass of wine.

It might work