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Superfreak said:
The 'hate' was a figment of your imagination. The lack of caps is done because too many liberals get their panties in a bunch when I do it. No matter how many times I state I do it rather than using bold or italics (because I am lazy), they still insist that I am 'shouting' and 'angry'.

That said, you are still bat shit crazy... but I still like ya anyway.
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Of course it was! Just like the war on women! I am constantly hallucinating!

Maybe not hate, probably not hate, but you were furious for some reason. Whatever, I knew you'd get over it sooner or later.
 
Darla said:
This made me laugh so much. Anyone who has done any business networking knows that real life insurance salesmen really do think they are incredibly interesting and that their insurance talk makes women swoon! It's amazing.
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I actually ride with a couple of insurance salesman in my bike club who work for Nationwise. I once asked them where they worked and why they never talked about their jobs? They both looked at me like I was nuts and asked me, very skeptically, if I was seriously interested?

I got their point. :)
 
Damocles said:
Yet you tell me that because they can't control having a penis they shouldn't pay more for that life insurance. Well, either you tell me that or you are inconsistent.
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Well Damo the difference is that there are penises and then there are penises! Now I'm sure that you probably have a very admirable penis but, truth be known, you're not half the dick that PiMP is!! ;)
 
Darla said:
It was very very low, like a 3? But Superfreak came in at a 2.3 so he saved you. You are still more manly than SF...well, according to Mott.
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Well until 3D does something truly manly, like getting arrested for mouthing off to a police officer or throwing up on his girlfriend after drinking to much or getting caught mollesting a chicken or spending three days in the hospital after pronouncing at work "Hey I have good idea!", then he just simply doesn't deserve a higher score. I mean he doesn't even know how to use duct tape! Seriously, I mean what real man doesn't know how to use duct tape?
 
Darla said:
It was very very low, like a 3? But Superfreak came in at a 2.3 so he saved you. You are still more manly than SF...well, according to Mott.
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Darla, until SF wises up and says these three sentences to you, he'll never score high on my manly list . Until he can say;

#1. Yes, Darla.
#2. Sorry, Darla.
#3. Darla, did I tell you that you are beautiful today?

I mean if he doesn't learn how to say those three sentences he'll never be man enough to survive any relationship with a woman!
 
Derp Derp said:
Darla, until SF wises up and says these three sentences to you, he'll never score high on my manly list . Until he can say;

#1. Yes, Darla.
#2. Sorry, Darla.
#3. Darla, did I tell you that you are beautiful today?

I mean if he doesn't learn how to say those three sentences he'll never be man enough to survive any relationship with a woman!
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LOL Oh he is going to be so thrilled when he reads this.

Mott, you do realize that SF and I aren't actually in a relationship though right? I mean, with each other?
 
Derp Derp said:
I actually ride with a couple of insurance salesman in my bike club who work for Nationwise. I once asked them where they worked and why they never talked about their jobs? They both looked at me like I was nuts and asked me, very skeptically, if I was seriously interested?

I got their point. :)
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Bless them for knowing their own limitations Mott.
 
Darla said:
LOL Oh he is going to be so thrilled when he reads this.

Mott, you do realize that SF and I aren't actually in a relationship though right? I mean, with each other?
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Yes Darla. Sorry Darla.

BTW Darla, did I tell you that you're beautiful today?
 
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Derp Derp said:
Well in our system those whom work for health insurance companies have a fidiciary responsibility to maxmize profits. They are not at fault for the conflict of interest.
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I have a problem with them racking up enormous profits at the same time they're raising premiums by large percentages.
 
Derp Derp said:
Well Damo the difference is that there are penises and then there are penises! Now I'm sure that you probably have a very admirable penis but, truth be known, you're not half the dick that PiMP is!! ;)
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I can't speak for Damo, but I'm absolutely certain you've never seen mine.....
 
Derp Derp said:
Darla, until SF wises up and says these three sentences to you, he'll never score high on my manly list . Until he can say;

#1. Yes, Darla.
#2. Sorry, Darla.
#3. Darla, did I tell you that you are beautiful today?

I mean if he doesn't learn how to say those three sentences he'll never be man enough to survive any relationship with a woman!
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Mott, have I told you you're a fucking pussy today?
 
christiefan915 said:
? I don't understand this. Women don't get diagnostic tests unless a doctor recommends them.
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And the Dr doesnt reccomend them unless the patient walks in the door. Woman visits the Dr twice as often as men they are going to have twice the charges for diagnostic tests. Where am I losing you.
 
General Buck Turgidson said:
But it is the same insurance. We're talking about insurance costs for identical policies.
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Nope, one is to insure against the healthcare costs of a woman, the other the healthcare costs of a man. Just like my workers comp insurance to ensure against the costs of injury to my receptionist, IS NOT the same thing as my workers comp insurance for a guy working on a drilling platform. And they dont cost anywhere near the same.
 
Derp Derp said:
No, have I told you to kiss my shiny white ass today? :p
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This is all very funny. I wouldn't expect to rank particularly high on a given list of men in the overall category of manliness. On the other hand, there is one poster on this site that really doesn't have any right to judge my manliness (not counting Watermark), and he happens to be from Ohio...

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