George Santos explains his credentials

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So, I'm running for Congress, and I want to tell you a little about my credentials. So, I went to high school and got my high school degree. And then.... I went to college... yeah, that's the ticket, I went to college and, I was a great volleyball player. In fact, I was the best on my team. I graduated. Magna Cum Laude. And then I went to work on Wall Street. In fact I worked at Goldman Sachs. And I ran a whole department, I was a Vice President.... yeah, that's the ticket. I was on Wall Street on 9/11. In fact... my Mom died on 9/11, and then, she died again of cancer... yeah, died twice. And I made 50K a year..... until I made a million dollars a year. I'm great with money.. Because.... I am Jew... yeah that's the ticket. In fact, I'm a GAY jew. So really good with money and I dress well. So vote for me!!!!
 
You simply have to laugh at the absurdity of Santos. Then again, he simply followed the Trump manual for succeeding in Politics while conducting a campaign of lies and deception.
 
Concart said:
So, I'm running for Congress, and I want to tell you a little about my credentials. So, I went to high school and got my high school degree. And then.... I went to college... yeah, that's the ticket, I went to college and, I was a great volleyball player. In fact, I was the best on my team. I graduated. Magna Cum Laude. And then I went to work on Wall Street. In fact I worked at Goldman Sachs. And I ran a whole department, I was a Vice President.... yeah, that's the ticket. I was on Wall Street on 9/11. In fact... my Mom died on 9/11, and then, she died again of cancer... yeah, died twice. And I made 50K a year..... until I made a million dollars a year. I'm great with money.. Because.... I am Jew... yeah that's the ticket. In fact, I'm a GAY jew. So really good with money and I dress well. So vote for me!!!!
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Jon Lovitz. Always funny.
 
The Repubs should run Santos for president in 2024. They showed they do not care if a president lies. So he is Trump's natural successor. They know how bad he is, but he is being given committee assignments. He lies like Trump, so president it should be.
 
Nordberg said:
The Repubs should run Santos for president in 2024. They showed they do not care if a president lies. So he is Trump's natural successor. They know how bad he is, but he is being given committee assignments. He lies like Trump, so president it should be.
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It was discovered he dressed in drag one time, this will probably be his undoing with the Trumpublicans. ;)
 
The sad part is Santos is just an extreme case. The alt right will say any lie that comes into their head. They post fake Time Magazine covers, and when caught claim they "should be real."
 
Concart said:
So, I'm running for Congress, and I want to tell you a little about my credentials. So, I went to high school and got my high school degree. And then.... I went to college... yeah, that's the ticket, I went to college and, I was a great volleyball player. In fact, I was the best on my team. I graduated. Magna Cum Laude. And then I went to work on Wall Street. In fact I worked at Goldman Sachs. And I ran a whole department, I was a Vice President.... yeah, that's the ticket. I was on Wall Street on 9/11. In fact... my Mom died on 9/11, and then, she died again of cancer... yeah, died twice. And I made 50K a year..... until I made a million dollars a year. I'm great with money.. Because.... I am Jew... yeah that's the ticket. In fact, I'm a GAY jew. So really good with money and I dress well. So vote for me!!!!
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For some reason, I'm reading this in Jon Lovitz's voice
 
Tacomaman said:
You simply have to laugh at the absurdity of Santos. Then again, he simply followed the Trump manual for succeeding in Politics while conducting a campaign of lies and deception.
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Zeldin was a big reason so many otherwise laughable Republicans were elected.
 
Walt said:
The sad part is Santos is just an extreme case. The alt right will say any lie that comes into their head. They post fake Time Magazine covers, and when caught claim they "should be real."
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The issue here is that Santos... or whatever his actual name is...won in a pretty Blue district.

Running as a gay/Jew ish/wealthy/educated/low income/uneducated candidate. All the while Zeldin was on the air screeching about crime taxes, etc. in an attempt to beat Hochul.


Best joke I've heard to date about Santos' appearance:

He looks like Marco Rubio's Clark Kent.
 
Concart said:
So, I'm running for Congress, and I want to tell you a little about my credentials. So, I went to high school and got my high school degree. And then.... I went to college... yeah, that's the ticket, I went to college and, I was a great volleyball player. In fact, I was the best on my team. I graduated. Magna Cum Laude. And then I went to work on Wall Street. In fact I worked at Goldman Sachs. And I ran a whole department, I was a Vice President.... yeah, that's the ticket. I was on Wall Street on 9/11. In fact... my Mom died on 9/11, and then, she died again of cancer... yeah, died twice. And I made 50K a year..... until I made a million dollars a year. I'm great with money.. Because.... I am Jew... yeah that's the ticket. In fact, I'm a GAY jew. So really good with money and I dress well. So vote for me!!!!
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The GOP has become the party of lying, cowardly jackasses. There is no bar too low for them now. It's going to come back and bite them in upcoming elections. The fact they don't see it is not surprising. They're idiots as well.
 
Nordberg said:
His mother was in 911. The terrorist plane crash was worse than we thought if she felt it in Brazil.
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The lie that she died in one of the towers is still up on Santos' official website :) What a loser. It's worse that his lies have been rewarded by the GOP in their desperate quest for power.
 
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Nordberg said:
The Repubs should run Santos for president in 2024. They showed they do not care if a president lies. So he is Trump's natural successor. They know how bad he is, but he is being given committee assignments. He lies like Trump, so president it should be.
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He's not mean or rage-y enough to win the hearts of the MAGAs.
 
Phantasmal said:
It was discovered he dressed in drag one time, this will probably be his undoing with the Trumpublicans. ;)
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LOL.

Are you sure?

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Phantasmal said:
It was discovered he dressed in drag one time, this will probably be his undoing with the Trumpublicans. ;)
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Nope. His only undoing will be the next election. Sack-less McCarthy will protect him because poor Kevin needs every vote. Santos is safe for 2 years, unless he's extradited to Brazil.
 
Concart said:
So, I'm running for Congress, and I want to tell you a little about my credentials. So, I went to high school and got my high school degree. And then.... I went to college... yeah, that's the ticket, I went to college and, I was a great volleyball player. In fact, I was the best on my team. I graduated. Magna Cum Laude. And then I went to work on Wall Street. In fact I worked at Goldman Sachs. And I ran a whole department, I was a Vice President.... yeah, that's the ticket. I was on Wall Street on 9/11. In fact... my Mom died on 9/11, and then, she died again of cancer... yeah, died twice. And I made 50K a year..... until I made a million dollars a year. I'm great with money.. Because.... I am Jew... yeah that's the ticket. In fact, I'm a GAY jew. So really good with money and I dress well. So vote for me!!!!
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Why do you hate gays people?
 
Kevin McCarthy:

'George, you are a liar that has brought shame on the GOP in New York. What committee assignments would you like?'
 
Concart said:
Kevin McCarthy:

'George, you are a liar that has brought shame on the GOP in New York. What committee assignments would you like?'
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McCarthy: "And Matt Gaetz - you're under investigation for child trafficking - let me bend over and take it up my rear for you!"
 
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