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Well, I'm back from my sister's McMansion. Of course after I spent hours watching her "beautiful perfect children" (she actually calls them that!), she had to immediately run in squealing from her afternoon out at Barney's. "Oh let me show you what I bought!"

Right! She bought.

Her wealthy, handsome husband paid for them! Just like he pays for the servants, and the cars, and the tennis club, and the pool... I almost called her a domestic whore. But for all I know she outsources that too!

Her name is Montana. And everyone calls her "Monte". Do you believe that?

God I'm soooo depressed.
 
Well, I'm back from my sister's McMansion. Of course after I spent hours watching her "beautiful perfect children" (she actually calls them that!), she had to immediately run in squealing from her afternoon out at Barney's. "Oh let me show you what I bought!"

Right! She bought.

Her wealthy, handsome husband paid for them! Just like he pays for the servants, and the cars, and the tennis club, and the pool... I almost called her a domestic whore. But for all I know she outsources that too!

Her name is Montana. And everyone calls her "Monte". Do you believe that?

God I'm soooo depressed.

and the board collectively did not give a shit
 
ILA cares too, he is the one who encouraged me to come out about my sister, the woman who ruined my life by being everything i ever wanted to be, and that's why I am the way I am...

I don't have a sister
But i am having fun with this fictional universe
and my even invent a perfect sister in real life
just to be more relateable to women who find me formidably intimidating
I'm going to practice here.
 
ILA cares too, he is the one who encouraged me to come out about my sister, the woman who ruined my life by being everything i ever wanted to be, and that's why I am the way I am...

I don't have a sister
But i am having fun with this fictional universe
and my even invent a perfect sister in real life
just to be more relateable to women who find me formidably intimidating
I'm going to practice here.


HA.....Thats goes along with the Dudes fictional wealth and college degree......cool, Darla...
 
Going with my girlfriend Sally Mae Gooden to see "Nebraska". Trailer looks good. I like her name....I'm always a tellin her..."Sally Mae, you're a good un"!
 
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