Got Any Coronavirus Funnies?
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AProudLefty
Black Kitty Ain't Happy
Lightbringer
Loves Me Some Souls
I'm pickle Rick bitch!!!
AProudLefty
Black Kitty Ain't Happy
LOL. Can you guess the movie I was talking about? I know it's hard. I can give an hint.
PoliTalker
Diversity Makes Greatness
No coronavirus funnies.
A co-worker’s father-in-law died of it last week. He had to die alone. He was 62.
A friend’s daughter was infected. In the hospital for a month. She still can’t be around her baby. Has incredible fatigue and must be monitored closely for possibilities of stroke and seizure. She is 28.
A co-worker’s father-in-law died of it last week. He had to die alone. He was 62.
A friend’s daughter was infected. In the hospital for a month. She still can’t be around her baby. Has incredible fatigue and must be monitored closely for possibilities of stroke and seizure. She is 28.
ThatOwlWoman
Leftist Vermin
PoliTalker
Diversity Makes Greatness
ThatOwlWoman
Leftist Vermin
I'm so sorry, Domer.
Thanks.
The point being, I’m lucky, so far, to not have any of my family infected. We are being SO careful, but you never know.
The anti-maskers, and I had 3 customers (in a row) yesterday. Selfish fucking idiots.
Good point. In my lifetime, 1968 wasn’t so hot, either.
PoliTalker
Diversity Makes Greatness
Some new definitions in the age of the coronavirus pandemic:
Someone who blows off all the CDC guidelines, pretends the deadly pandemic is a hoax: a COVIDIOT
The politics of downplaying the pandemic and pretending it is over even as the cases and deaths are still rising: COVIDIOCRACY
Someone who begrudgingly wears a mask, but only because it is the law, and may wear it only on the chin or not covering the nose, has a: MASKITUDE
Someone who holds a no-mask social gathering party in defiance of the guidelines is committing a: CORONONO
Someone who blows off all the CDC guidelines, pretends the deadly pandemic is a hoax: a COVIDIOT
The politics of downplaying the pandemic and pretending it is over even as the cases and deaths are still rising: COVIDIOCRACY
Someone who begrudgingly wears a mask, but only because it is the law, and may wear it only on the chin or not covering the nose, has a: MASKITUDE
Someone who holds a no-mask social gathering party in defiance of the guidelines is committing a: CORONONO
I’m so sorry, it is wicked stuff. People are so foolish.
‘65 as well
anonymoose
Classical Liberal
Wife: Did I get fat during quarantine?
Husband: You weren't skinny to begin with.
Time of death : 11:00 pm
Cause: Covid-19
Husband: You weren't skinny to begin with.
Time of death : 11:00 pm
Cause: Covid-19
I have no problem with wearing a mask. Dunno if it does any good or not, but it makes people around me feel more comfortable. The mask is, at worst, a minor inconvenience.