Maze
Just me and my boo crew
Still crying magat bitch?Where is this? Perhaps I missed it because NHB spammed up 50 threads so it got knocked down to nowhere.
And then some.
Got to love Kimmel’s response to Trump:
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Matt Dillon
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You talk that shit, until you get splacked right in the face. Then you wonder why, dumbass.
It's your own fault, retard.
Maze
Just me and my boo crew
Like Charlie did?!
Nomad
Every trumper is a N4T.
A sawed off little runt fucker like you couldn't reach my face without a ladder.
Matt Dillon
Retardium User
Once you're on the ground, you're fucked, and I know several ways to get you there. I ain't the one to fuck with in a fight.
From the Puerto-Rican backroll, to the Spanish slam, to the hood I'm from scoopslam, to the martial arts fuck your knee up, I will get you there.
I have beaten the crap out of a 6'5" black dude, almost killed him. He don't wanna mess with me no more.
Him and 3 of his friends had jumped me, so it was revenge, and I got it. On 3 of of them.
The other one went to prison, and didn't wanna break in there to go get him.
The State probably wouldn't cotton to that.
I was gonna drown him. Had his head under water and decided I didn't want to be a murderer.
So then I had to drag his ass back up out the water, haul him up a fucking embankment, and actually I went to go look for him to have a place to spend the night besides his house.
Well, where I went, I told them where he was at, and what was going on, and they went off lickety split with bats to go fuck him up more.
THAT was definitely not my intention.
Was not a loved dude.
He made it anyway. Thank God.
It is what it is. Try me if you wanna. I bet you regret it.
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Nomad
Every trumper is a N4T.
Yeah, right karate boyOnce you're on the ground, you're fucked, and I know several ways to get you there. I ain't the one to fuck with in a fight.
From the Puerto-Rican backroll, to the Spanish slam, to the hood I'm from scoopslam, to the martial arts fuck your knee up, I will get you there.
I have beaten the crap out of a 6'5" black dude, almost killed him. He don't wanna mess with me no more.
Him and 3 of his friends had jumped me, so it was revenge, and I got it. On 3 of of them.
How it really went down...
The other one went to prison, and didn't wanna break in there to go get him.
The State probably wouldn't cotton to that.
I was gonna drown him. Had his head under water and decided I didn't want to be a murderer.
So then I had to drag his ass back up out the water, haul him up a fucking embankment, and actually I went to go look for him to have a place to spend the night besides his house.
Well, where I went, I told them where he was at, and what was going on, and they went off lickety split with bats to go fuck him up more.
THAT was definitely not my intention.
Was not a loved dude.
He made it anyway. Thank God.
It is what it is. Try me if you wanna. I bet you regret it.
Someone has obviously watched too much Chuck Norris on TV.....
Matt Dillon
Retardium User
Chuck Norris is about 5'7", and I'll whip your fucking ass, chump.Yeah, right karate boy
How it really went down...
Someone has obviously watched too much Chuck Norris on TV.....
I actually saw Chuck Norris one day. He came about up to my shoulders when I was 15.
Then I grew more.
He can do some stunts. I'm a cockstrong cracker, much stronger than my size would lead people to think.
I can dump you on your head in about 1/2 second, numbnuts. This ain't my 1st rodeo.
One of us can pick up a lawn tractor, and I bet it ain't you. I got real work strength. It's like farm strength.
Maze
Just me and my boo crew
More like the hills have eyes..Chuck Norris is about 5'7", and I'll whip your fucking ass, chump.
I actually saw Chuck Norris one day. He came about up to my shoulders when I was 15.
Then I grew more.
He can do some stunts. I'm a cockstrong cracker, much stronger than my size would lead people to think.
I can dump you on your head in about 1/2 second, numbnuts. This ain't my 1st rodeo.
One of us can pick up a lawn tractor, and I bet it ain't you. I got real work strength. It's like farm strength.
Matt Dillon
Retardium User
Nomad
Every trumper is a N4T.
Chuck Norris is about 5'7", and I'll whip your fucking ass, chump.
I actually saw Chuck Norris one day. He came about up to my shoulders when I was 15.
Then I grew more.
He can do some stunts. I'm a cockstrong cracker, much stronger than my size would lead people to think.
I can dump you on your head in about 1/2 second, numbnuts. This ain't my 1st rodeo.
One of us can pick up a lawn tractor, and I bet it ain't you. I got real work strength. It's like farm strength.
Sounds like a lotta...
Out of a ...
Maze
Just me and my boo crew
Touching me would be the wrong move. You'd regret that big time
I bet I can pick you up over my head.
What do you weigh?
Dutch Uncle
* Tertia Optio * Defend the Constitution
Matt Dillon
Retardium User
LOOOooLLL The childlike argument of a democrat. We can see the thoughts going behind your eyes, like a four year old with crumbs on his face ready to lie... Nomad, thinking hard, 'That was funny, I wish I thought of it, dangit I just crapped a little... Damocles just splacked me while I learned the definition of "to splack"... what do I do now?!!! I know, I'll throw out a nuh-uh! I'm rubber, you're glue! that's what I'll do....'... Nomad deploying "the plan":
"Umm.. Um.. No! We are the ones that do that to you! "
Libhater
Verified User
I said Trump had nothing to do with kimmel getting cancelled, and you go on to say that's adorable, now go ahead
and take your nap. Are you suggesting here that Trump actually had something to do with kimmel getting cancelled?
A simple yes or no will suffice.
Dutch Uncle
* Tertia Optio * Defend the Constitution
Phony Christians and phony patriots.
Not one thing about the right is genuine and heartfelt.
Other than their love of guns and their desire to use any means at their disposal regardless of legality or constitutionality, to force their narrow-minded, authoritarian agenda on everyone else.
lol Christians aren't 'right wing', moron. If they were, they wouldn't be the first people deviant vermin like your masters mass murder when they get in power. Your sicko ilk kill off the useful idiots like yourself first.
Nomad
Every trumper is a N4T.
Says the juvenile who writes shit like "LOOOooLLL".
Seriously.
How old is the kid you copied that from?
Splack is the kind of word that dumbasses know the definition of and think that knowledge makes s-m-r-t
Damo gloating over his smrts....
You're gonna have to try harder than that.
Nomad
Every trumper is a N4T.
If you can, try to make that blob of word oatmeal make some level of sense, at least to the degree that a normal person can fathom what the holy living fuck you're trying to blubber, then please by all means do so and give it another shot.