Grind goes to the doctor...

[cancel2 2022]

"I am totally baffled, said the doctor,

"You had tests and examinations, but we can't find out why you have a bright orange penis"

"I'm going to have to ask you about your social life".

Grind said: "Social life, what social life???"

"I am at work all day and spend my down time every evening with my porn collection and a family bag size of Cheetos!! "

 

[canceled.2021.3]

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[cancel2 2022]

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Mott is right about you!

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

is this a tom original?

 

[Minister of Truth]

is this a tom original?

Naw, he Cheeted on that one!

 

[Peridot]

Tom is to humor what the Plague was to Europe.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Only Tom could think this is a good joke.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

I don't know what Tom's endgame is with these things. Does he think that, one day, we're all going to come together and be like, haha Tom, that was actually a good one.

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

Tom is to humor what the Plague was to Europe.

at least the plague put people out of their misery

 

[Peridot]

at least the plague put people out of their misery

Yes, it also didn't kill everyone.

 

[canceled.2021.3]

Tom is as funny as cancer


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[The Anonymous]

Tom is as funny as cancer


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Wait, cancer isn't funny?

 

[The Anonymous]

Q: Whats the difference between a smart English man and a unicorn?
A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters

 

[The Anonymous]

Q: How do police know that princess Diana had dandruff?
A: They found her head and shoulders under the steering wheel.

 

[The Anonymous]

Q: What do pink floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
A: Their first big hit was the wall!

 

[The Anonymous]

I'm threedee by the way

 

[Damocles]

Testing.

 

[Buddha]

Testing.

What are you testing?

 

[Damocles]

What are you testing?

Quote notifications. Testing one more time.

 

[Buddha]

Quote notifications. Testing one more time.

Is it working for you? It worked for me on that quote.