Grinds Advanced Theory - If you know stuff about trains, you know stuff about bombs.

[Mott the Hoople]

it's very testable. ask anybody that knows something about trains if they know about bombs. 100% of the time, you will see the correlation.

I know something about trains though I know very little about bombs other then the ones I accidently created with some experiments that went horribly wrong, but hey! Shit happens.

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

i didn't say you would know everything about bombs.

 

[Thorn]

I know something about trains though I know very little about bombs other then the ones I accidently created with some experiments that went horribly wrong, but hey! Shit happens.

That's why my parents refused to buy me a chemistry set when I was a kid. They probably would've been better to do that, as I tended to use whatever I found in the house, garage, barn, etc.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

i didn't say you would know everything about bombs.

I concede the point then.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

The dissapearance of cabooses is closely linked to the railroad unions loss of power.

Trains haul a lot of ammonium nitrate.

Sorry USC. They bear no relation at all.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

That's why my parents refused to buy me a chemistry set when I was a kid. They probably would've been better to do that, as I tended to use whatever I found in the house, garage, barn, etc.

All's I can tell you is you don't want to dissolve wood chips in nitric acid and let the exothermic reaction over heat or evaporate till it's bone dry.

I wouldn't recommend making a potassium permanganate martini either.

 

[Minister of Truth]

That's just a car. Put it in there, but I'm still wondering what happened to the cabooses? Where are the cabooses? I implore you.

If somebody knew what happened to the cabooses, they could probably make a nuclear weapon out of two banana peels and a piece of lettuce.

Yeah, where are the nice cabooses, dammit?!!?

 

[DamnYankee]

We're talking about bombs not boobs, although those boobs are the bomb. *shrug*

 

[Minister of Truth]

That is true.

 

[Minister of Truth]

Wisconsin:

She sure looks like she has a detonator in her hand there...

 

[Damocles]

That's why my parents refused to buy me a chemistry set when I was a kid. They probably would've been better to do that, as I tended to use whatever I found in the house, garage, barn, etc.

There is more stuff around the house to create bombs with than ever comes in any chemistry set.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

There is more stuff around the house to create bombs with than ever comes in any chemistry set.

Farm chemicals are even better. Lot's of energy stored in those fertilizers.

 

[charver]

Can i nominate this for "thread most likely to bag you an interview with the FBI"?

 

[Damocles]

Can i nominate this for "thread most likely to bag you an interview with the FBI"?

No, that one is reserved for threads were people threaten the lives of public officials.

 

[Minister of Truth]

I think back on FullPolitics.com someone actually created a thread titled "I want to kill the president."