Guess Who's Performing @ the Super Bowl

[Airstrip One]

CSI bitches. Supposed to be a thrilling half-time experience!!

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/csi_set_to_perform_at_super_bowl

'CSI' Set To Perform At Super Bowl Halftime Show

MIAMI—Just three weeks before its highly anticipated on-field performance at the Super Bowl XLIV halftime show, the popular CBS crime drama CSI is gearing up for what network executives are promising will be a "thrilling, high-tech whodunit on fourth and inches."

 

[Airstrip One]

Actually, this story about Michael Vick's fumble is even better!

http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/vick_calls_fumble_in

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

that would honestly have been awesome

 

[Airstrip One]

that would honestly have been awesome

Infinitely better than the Rollingfogies plugging euthanasia and assisted suicide...