Alligator tail can be prepared in a number of ways. You could look it up on the Internet if you aren't too busy failing to be funny.
Did he identify himself, first??
Why didn't he just taze it??
SCALES UP / DON'T SHOOT.
All ya gotta do is claim to be afraid, then you can murder.
Alligator is available many places in my area, but I don't care for it. Blame that joke on Tina Fey.