Had a really fucked up dream

[zappasguitar]

wow zappas you have issues.

How about this one?

Do you ever have that dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?

 

[USFREEDOM911]

It doesn't sound very simple to me.

Years ago, when I as on the patch (which gives you vivid dreams but i didn't know that), I had the most intense, real dream I've ever had. It was about an android. LOL But he was an awesome android, and we were in a big firefight, but then we were having sex. It was very very real. And I told my fiance about it, no big deal. But then later in the day I couldn't shake this dream, and I made the mistake of sighing and saying, I kind of miss my android lover. Everything real seemed less interesting after this dream.

Anyway, he actually got mad. So then I never mentioned my android lover again. Until today.

When you woke up; were the batteries, on your 5 cell flashlight, dead?

 

[christiefan915]

It doesn't sound very simple to me.

Years ago, when I as on the patch (which gives you vivid dreams but i didn't know that), I had the most intense, real dream I've ever had. It was about an android. LOL But he was an awesome android, and we were in a big firefight, but then we were having sex. It was very very real. And I told my fiance about it, no big deal. But then later in the day I couldn't shake this dream, and I made the mistake of sighing and saying, I kind of miss my android lover. Everything real seemed less interesting after this dream.

Anyway, he actually got mad. So then I never mentioned my android lover again. Until today.

Good thing you dumped his sorry behind, if he was jealous about a dream lover.