Haggard convinced he's 'completely hetero,'

Just because he's gay doesn't mean he doesn't believe that it is a sin. It seems he is more in conflict than in actual denial...

Plus he made the bank preaching to people who will believe that he can emerge straight from "therapy".
 
Damocles said:
Just because he's gay doesn't mean he doesn't believe that it is a sin. It seems he is more in conflict than in actual denial...

Plus he made the bank preaching to people who will believe that he can emerge straight from "therapy".
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or it seems that he's a fucking GAY idiot...

b/c all heteros do meth and take it up the @ss...

he's gotten more than i ever have im sure but he's hetero... why do holyrollers hate themselves so much?? se la vi.
 
Damocles said:
Just because he's gay doesn't mean he doesn't believe that it is a sin. It seems he is more in conflict than in actual denial...

Plus he made the bank preaching to people who will believe that he can emerge straight from "therapy".
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You get the gold star award for the day. I'm sure he's going to milk this for everything he can.
 
I guess he spent his time in rehab watching films of people dying from aids...
Kinda like the bloody films in driving school ?
 
He truly will make the bank as a preacher who was "redeemed" by Christ at his "lowest moment". He'll testify how Christ healed him from the Oppressive "Demon" of Homosexuality...

They'll babble for a few minutes, then somebody will "translate" the babble, (amazingly the translation is usually in ancient English... I guess God likes to say "Yea" and "Thee" when speaking through a person.) then they'll have prayer, a few of them will fall down and take a nap on the floor...

Then they'll pass the collection plate...
 
I just think its hilarious. We all know where this is going. Damo described it to a T.
 
Robdawg said:
oh thats right you usually don't have one...

been in the fireman gear lately?
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I have a point, you just don't read it...

I said that he'll use this and end up making a ton of cash because of it. Nothing better than a good "redeemed" story to get you money when you preach.
 
Damocles said:
He truly will make the bank as a preacher who was "redeemed" by Christ at his "lowest moment". He'll testify how Christ healed him from the Oppressive "Demon" of Homosexuality...

They'll babble for a few minutes, then somebody will "translate" the babble, (amazingly the translation is usually in ancient English... I guess God likes to say "Yea" and "Thee" when speaking through a person.) then they'll have prayer, a few of them will fall down and take a nap on the floor...

Then they'll pass the collection plate...
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Amen Brother! you tell em :)

Funny I have never heard a preacher that did not take pride in have been a terrible sinner.
I guess that is my problem I have just not sinned enough to be redeemed :rolleyes:
 
All these guys just remind me of an old, old Burt Lancaster movie that they used to show on the late, late show in b/w: "Elmer Gantry". There were so many truths in that, it made my stomach curdle.
 
LadyT said:
http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/02/06/haggard.ap/index.html

DENVER, Colorado (AP) -- One of four ministers who oversaw three weeks of intensive counseling for the Rev. Ted Haggard said the disgraced minister emerged convinced that he is "completely heterosexual."

:cof1: :readit: :bs:

Ummmm, okay. I believe that. Why are christofascists completely in denial?
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Three weeks, that is a record...So how did they come to this conclusion?
Parade a bunch fo naked men in front of him?
 
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