Happy National Donut Day!

It's one of the big ones: 4th of July, Thanksgiving, Christmas, and National Donut Day.
I will spend much of the day reflecting on myself and the nature of modern life,
but right now, it's time for a donut.
I have spent the day ruminating on whether the Jelly Donuts are really donuts, since they have no hole, and other mysteries of donut-nature. Tonight we'll all sit near the box of donuts for the annual Family Shouting at the Universe, then we'll read an excerpt from a book on The Donut Shaped Universe Theory.