HERE'S A SIMPLE WAY FOR TRUMP TO QUICKLY SOLVE HIS CURRENT LEGAL WOES

Breaking:
The Democrats have Trump on video at Walmart with 15 items in his shopping trolley in a 10 item check out queue.

This could be it folks!
 
serendipity said:
Breaking:
The Democrats have Trump on video at Walmart with 15 items in his shopping trolley in a 10 item check out queue.

This could be it folks!
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What a jerk. Trump has never shopped. He was telling people at rallies that we should have voter ID because you need to show ID in a grocery store. Trump knows nothing about shopping and less about how his followers live. He keeps talking about toilets being unable to go down and you have to flush 15 times to get it down.
Trump is way out of touch.
But he is indicted on 70 charges so far and more to come. He has committed the most serious crimes against the country that have ever been committed. Your self-delusion is impressive.
 
Tinkerpeach said:
How did any of that save the global economy as you claimed?

Passing a nuclear deal with Iran saved the global economy?

Give me a break.

Besides, I could debunk everything on that list but i'm not going to waste hours doing so.
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Nordberg said:
What a jerk. Trump has never shopped. He was telling people at rallies that we should have voter ID because you need to show ID in a grocery store. Trump knows nothing about shopping and less about how his followers live. He keeps talking about toilets being unable to go down and you have to flush 15 times to get it down.
Trump is way out of touch.
But he is indicted on 70 charges so far and more to come. He has committed the most serious crimes against the country that have ever been committed. Your self-delusion is impressive.
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You should watch Douglas Murray totally eviscerate a smug, rude woke woman named Flavia. For all intents and purposes you are JPP's Flavia writ large. Worse still you are totally devoid of any sense of humour just like all other sanctimonious lefties.

 
Dachshund said:
BRIEF BACKGROUND

Everyone knows that Joe Biden is an ass-hole and a corrupt grifter who has taken millions and millions of dollars in bribes. Right?

Do you remember how Hunter used to work in the Ukraine for a natural gas company called "BURISMA HOLDINGS"? If you can't recall, Hunter worked on the Board of "BURISMA HOLDINGS" from 2014 to 2019 and got paid a salary of $86,000 (USD) per month. Hunter didn't actually DO anything - he had zero knowledge/experience of the natural gas industry and couldn't even speak the local language. So I would say he spent a lot of time sitting on his as and getting high. The reason he was hired, of course, was solely because his surname was "Biden" and his daddy was the Vice President of the US at the time.

Now, the guy who owned "BURISMA HOLDINGS" was a corrupt Ukrainian oligarch called, Mykola Zlochevsky. Mycola was a very dodgy dude who had been crooked for years and was into all sorts of grifting: fraud, money laundering, tax evasion, you name it. Around 2015, Mykola was looking to get his hands on a US-based oil acquisition thought to be worth between $20 - $30 million (USD). He couldn't do this, however, because "BURISMA HOLDINGS" was being investigated for corruption at the time by the Ukrainian Chief prosecutor, Victor Shonkin. Mycola Zlochevsky needed to get this prosecutor off his ass before he and and his business associated could open up operations in America.

Ukraine in 2015/6 was a pretty corrupt country and had been for years. Moreover, things still worked in an old traditional way. the crooks did business kind of like the gangsters did in Chicago in the 1930's. If the mob wanted to hire a hit-man, they send one of their hoods off with a bag or a case full of cash (bills) to pay the hit man and finalise the deal Mycola Zlochevski knew that Hunter Biden was Joe Biden's bag-man. Joe Biden as VP (with responsibility for Ukraine as part of his portfolio) could use the political power of the US government to "get things done."

Mykola Zlochevsky told Hunter(and thereby Joe Biden) that he need the Ukrainian State Proecutor, Shonkin, gone. Joe Biden said he could sort this out but he would, of course, need to remunerated for his time and effort, etc. In short, Zlochevsky agree to pay Hunter Biden and Joe Biden $5 million (USD) EACH; i.e. a $10 million bribe. Joe Biden did deliver the goods; in 2016, he rang the Ukrainian government and told them that if the Chief Ukrainian prosecutor were not fired IMMEDIATELY he would withhold $1 billion in US loan guarantees that had been allocated to the Ukraine. The Ukrainian government, not surprisingly, fired Shonkin within a matter of days.

DONALD TRUMP and DEMOCRAT SPECIAL PROSECUTOR, JACK "the Ripper" SMITH

As you know Trump has got a Special Prosecutor, Jack Smith on his ass giving him grief. Never one to mince words, Trump has publicly stated that Smith is: "deranged"; "psychotic", a "maniac" and 'deranged." I agree. Whenever I see his face on the news, the old Warren Zevon, hit, "Werewolves of London" automatically plays in my head. Smith id a grisly and gruesome looking specimen with blunted emotions and eyes that have got this cold psychopathic glint. Moreover his recent indictments are ground on bizarre law, including an obscure 1866 Act that was drawn up to combat the threat of violent Klansmen after the end of the Civil War The other indictments are equally crazy.

So here's how Trump could get rid of the Special Prosecutor... All he would need to do his ring Joe Biden and offer him $5 million bucks if he fires the Dem's Special Prosecutor. Because Biden is a greedy, cupiditous ass-hole, his primal instinct (i.e. a lust for money) would over-ride his dementia and he would cut the deal instantly! PROBLEM SOLVED !

Dachshund - the WONDER HOUND

DLM....Dachshund Lives Matter !!
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This nonsense was way too long and way too fucking stupid to actually read, but I was curious enough to skim over it just enough to tell that it almost certainly wins the prize for dumbest pile of scramble brained shit posted here in weeks.

You must be so proud.
 
serendipity said:
You should watch Douglas Murray totally eviscerate a smug, rude woke woman named Flavia. For all intents and purposes you are JPP's Flavia writ large. Worse still you are totally devoid of any sense of humour just like all other sanctimonious lefties.

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She is a horrible speaker.

She needs to take a communications class.
 
Tinkerpeach said:
How did any of that save the global economy as you claimed?

Passing a nuclear deal with Iran saved the global economy?

Give me a break.

Besides, I could debunk everything on that list but i'm not going to waste hours doing so.
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Nomad said:
This nonsense was way too long and way too fucking stupid to actually read, but I was curious enough to skim over it just enough to tell that it almost certainly wins the prize for dumbest pile of scramble brained shit posted here in weeks.

You must be so proud.
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Don't be so pompous, he's a great guy and very funny.
 
Nordberg said:
Thinking and logic fail you. You are a far far-out conspiracy nut.
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Until it actually happened, I would never have believe that an American President would simply open the Southern Border and allow 7, 000, 000 + ILLEGAL , UNVETTED, ALIENS to flood into the United States.



Suppose my buddy, Jim, (who is interested in politics) had said to me, in 2018.....



JIM: "Hey, Dachshund, guess what ? In January of 2021 ,Joe Biden, will be inaugurated as POTUS46, and one of the very first things he's going to do is open America's Souther Border with Mexico and allow any foreign nationals who want to come and live in America to just walk on in to the USA. Biden will be saying- "Come on in, Y'all. We got plenty of room for everyone here in the "States" There will effectively be no background checks, no vetting,no valid immigration documents/paperwork will be required. It will be open - slather, immigration "free for all." You could be: a: Colombian gang member, a Mexican rapist; a sex-trafficker from Guatemala; a Chinese national working as a spy for the CCP; one of the in-patients from the Insane Asylums in Brazil whom the Brazilian government has off-loaded onto the US health-care system through the open Southern Border; you could be an Iranian who was a former ISIS militant, and so on and so forth." The Biden government won't give a flying f**k


My response to this advice would be.....



DACHSHUND That is one off the craziest and most ridiculous things I have ever heard, Jim. I mean, I'm not saying that Biden has zero chance of winning the 2020 election, because anything can happen in American Presidential elections, so yeah, perhaps Biden will be the Democrats nominee, and maybe he'll roll Trump _ who knows ? What I can tell you, however, is that there is absolutely no way, on "God's Green Earth", that even a Democrat Government with a fool like Biden in the Oval Office, in 2021, would EVER do something like that with the Southern Border. I mean simply open America's Southern Border wide open - lay out the welcome mat, and tell every foreign ass-hole in the world that they're welcome to come and live in the US - NO QUESTIONS ASKED{/B]. Not even the Democrats are THAT insane. An ordinary American 10-year old would understand that implementing an Open Border policy like that would trigger all sorts of short-term and long-term national crises and disasters. I thought you were a sensible kind of guy Jim, where did you hear this bizarre, "Mickey Mouse" political nonsense?


JIM: I read about it on an American political discussion forum, Dachshund.



DACHSHUND Jim, you know there are a lot of VERY weird and very FLAKEY individuals who post on those forum, Right? I mean, only an American, leftie wing-nut could possibly believe an American President (Republican or Democratic) would ever open the American Border like that. Trust me Jim, it will never, ever, ever happen. If it does, why, I'll eat my hat !! so forget about it. (And) Remember, Jim - take whatever you read on those American political forums with a giant grain of salt. Trust me, a lot of the posters on them are just as "mad as a cut snakes."





Dachshund - the WONDER HOUND

DLM....Dachshund LivesMatter !!
 
serendipity said:
You should watch Douglas Murray totally eviscerate a smug, rude woke woman named Flavia. For all intents and purposes you are JPP's Flavia writ large. Worse still you are totally devoid of any sense of humour just like all other sanctimonious lefties.

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Are you saying the principles of our politics should be swayed by that video? You are wong about the humor too.
 
Dachshund said:
Everyone knows that Joe Biden is an ass-hole and a corrupt grifter who has taken millions and millions of dollars in bribes. Right?
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To this point, I don't know of a single person who has credible evidence of any of this.

Carrying it further,
I have observed that the majority of people who even strongly opine these things
as if they were proven or even near-proven
give strong indications of being themselves mentally deficient.
 
Dachshund said:
BRIEF BACKGROUND




Everyone knows that Joe Biden is an ass-hole and a corrupt grifter who has taken millions and millions of dollars in bribes. Right?




Do you remember how Hunter used to work in the Ukraine for a natural gas company called "BURISMA HOLDINGS"? If you can't recall, Hunter worked on the Board of "BURISMA HOLDINGS" from 2014 to 2019 and got paid a salary of $86,000 (USD) per month. Hunter didn't actually DO anything - he had zero knowledge/experience of the natural gas industry and couldn't even speak the local language. So I would say he spent a lot of time sitting on his as and getting high. The reason he was hired, of course, was solely because his surname was "Biden" and his daddy was the Vice President of the US at the time.




Now, the guy who owned "BURISMA HOLDINGS" was a corrupt Ukrainian oligarch called, Mykola Zlochevsky. Mycola was a very dodgy dude who had been crooked for years and was into all sorts of grifting: fraud, money laundering, tax evasion, you name it. Around 2015, Mykola was looking to get his hands on a US-based oil acquisition thought to be worth between $20 - $30 million (USD). He couldn't do this, however, because "BURISMA HOLDINGS" was being investigated for corruption at the time by the Ukrainian Chief prosecutor, Victor Shonkin. Mycola Zlochevsky needed to get this prosecutor off his ass before he and and his business associated could open up operations in America.




Ukraine in 2015/6 was a pretty corrupt country and had been for years. Moreover, things still worked in an old traditional way. the crooks did business kind of like the gangsters did in Chicago in the 1930's. If the mob wanted to hire a hit-man, they send one of their hoods off with a bag or a case full of cash (bills) to pay the hit man and finalise the deal Mycola Zlochevski knew that Hunter Biden was Joe Biden's bag-man. Joe Biden as VP (with responsibility for Ukraine as part of his portfolio) could use the political power of the US government to "get things done."





Mykola Zlochevsky told Hunter(and thereby Joe Biden) that he need the Ukrainian State Proecutor, Shonkin, gone. Joe Biden said he could sort this out but he would, of course, need to remunerated for his time and effort, etc. In short, Zlochevsky agree to pay Hunter Biden and Joe Biden $5 million (USD) EACH; i.e. a $10 million bribe. Joe Biden did deliver the goods; in 2016, he rang the Ukrainian government and told them that if the Chief Ukrainian prosecutor were not fired IMMEDIATELY he would withhold $1 billion in US loan guarantees that had been allocated to the Ukraine. The Ukrainian government, not surprisingly, fired Shonkin within a matter of days.





DONALD TRUMP and DEMOCRAT SPECIAL PROSECUTOR, JACK "the Ripper" SMITH




As you know Trump has got a Special Prosecutor, Jack Smith on his ass giving him grief. Never one to mince words, Trump has publicly stated that Smith is: "deranged"; "psychotic", a "maniac" and 'deranged." I agree. Whenever I see his face on the news, the old Warren Zevon, hit, "Werewolves of London" automatically plays in my head. Smith id a grisly and gruesome looking specimen with blunted emotions and eyes that have got this cold psychopathic glint. Moreover his recent indictments are ground on bizarre law, including an obscure 1866 Act that was drawn up to combat the threat of violent Klansmen after the end of the Civil War The other indictments are equally crazy.



So here's how Trump could get rid of the Special Prosecutor... All he would need to do his ring Joe Biden and offer him $5 million bucks if he fires the Dem's Special Prosecutor. Because Biden is a greedy, cupiditous ass-hole, his primal instinct (i.e. a lust for money) would over-ride his dementia and he would cut the deal instantly! PROBLEM SOLVED !






Dachshund - the WONDER HOUND

DLM....Dachshund Lives Matter !!
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In an ideal world that would take them both out.
 
Althea said:
trump is not Biden's political rival. Biden will win by 10 million votes if trump is still alive next November.

By whom?

If by 'Biden', you mean 'trump', then you are correct.

You thought wrong. He's going down in history as one of the best presidents ever.

What's he 'doing'?
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Congratulations Althea, this post is the purest, little pile of bull-shit/lies I have ever read on this forum in 3 years.

I mean, how could any sane American say that Barack Obama will be going down as one of the best US Presidents in the history of the republic?

That's utter madness. If I's possible, you need to clean up your act before the men in the white coats come to take you away (!)



Dachshund - the WONDER HOUND

DLM....Dachshund Lives Matter !!
 
Dachshund said:
BRIEF BACKGROUND




Everyone knows that Joe Biden is an ass-hole and a corrupt grifter who has taken millions and millions of dollars in bribes. Right?




Do you remember how Hunter used to work in the Ukraine for a natural gas company called "BURISMA HOLDINGS"? If you can't recall, Hunter worked on the Board of "BURISMA HOLDINGS" from 2014 to 2019 and got paid a salary of $86,000 (USD) per month. Hunter didn't actually DO anything - he had zero knowledge/experience of the natural gas industry and couldn't even speak the local language. So I would say he spent a lot of time sitting on his as and getting high. The reason he was hired, of course, was solely because his surname was "Biden" and his daddy was the Vice President of the US at the time.




Now, the guy who owned "BURISMA HOLDINGS" was a corrupt Ukrainian oligarch called, Mykola Zlochevsky. Mycola was a very dodgy dude who had been crooked for years and was into all sorts of grifting: fraud, money laundering, tax evasion, you name it. Around 2015, Mykola was looking to get his hands on a US-based oil acquisition thought to be worth between $20 - $30 million (USD). He couldn't do this, however, because "BURISMA HOLDINGS" was being investigated for corruption at the time by the Ukrainian Chief prosecutor, Victor Shonkin. Mycola Zlochevsky needed to get this prosecutor off his ass before he and and his business associated could open up operations in America.




Ukraine in 2015/6 was a pretty corrupt country and had been for years. Moreover, things still worked in an old traditional way. the crooks did business kind of like the gangsters did in Chicago in the 1930's. If the mob wanted to hire a hit-man, they send one of their hoods off with a bag or a case full of cash (bills) to pay the hit man and finalise the deal Mycola Zlochevski knew that Hunter Biden was Joe Biden's bag-man. Joe Biden as VP (with responsibility for Ukraine as part of his portfolio) could use the political power of the US government to "get things done."





Mykola Zlochevsky told Hunter(and thereby Joe Biden) that he need the Ukrainian State Proecutor, Shonkin, gone. Joe Biden said he could sort this out but he would, of course, need to remunerated for his time and effort, etc. In short, Zlochevsky agree to pay Hunter Biden and Joe Biden $5 million (USD) EACH; i.e. a $10 million bribe. Joe Biden did deliver the goods; in 2016, he rang the Ukrainian government and told them that if the Chief Ukrainian prosecutor were not fired IMMEDIATELY he would withhold $1 billion in US loan guarantees that had been allocated to the Ukraine. The Ukrainian government, not surprisingly, fired Shonkin within a matter of days.





DONALD TRUMP and DEMOCRAT SPECIAL PROSECUTOR, JACK "the Ripper" SMITH




As you know Trump has got a Special Prosecutor, Jack Smith on his ass giving him grief. Never one to mince words, Trump has publicly stated that Smith is: "deranged"; "psychotic", a "maniac" and 'deranged." I agree. Whenever I see his face on the news, the old Warren Zevon, hit, "Werewolves of London" automatically plays in my head. Smith id a grisly and gruesome looking specimen with blunted emotions and eyes that have got this cold psychopathic glint. Moreover his recent indictments are ground on bizarre law, including an obscure 1866 Act that was drawn up to combat the threat of violent Klansmen after the end of the Civil War The other indictments are equally crazy.



So here's how Trump could get rid of the Special Prosecutor... All he would need to do his ring Joe Biden and offer him $5 million bucks if he fires the Dem's Special Prosecutor. Because Biden is a greedy, cupiditous ass-hole, his primal instinct (i.e. a lust for money) would over-ride his dementia and he would cut the deal instantly! PROBLEM SOLVED !






Dachshund - the WONDER HOUND

DLM....Dachshund Lives Matter !!
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Yeah like Trump offering, or rather trying to strong arm, Zelensky a bribe worked out well for him
 
Tinkerpeach said:
Why do you hate women?

Is it because of your small penis and they laugh at it?
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No, it's because Diesel is gay. He'll admit it if you ask him. He's Black as well, that's why he thinks Obama is a genius.

The only thing you need to know about Obama is that he was a (neo) Marxist. His hero at Harvard Law School was a Black professor, called Derek Bell, who is remembered as the "Father of Critical Race Theory". Obama also injected Identity Politics in American politics (for ex, he effectively created the "Black Lives Matter" movement).




Dachshund - the WONDER HOUND

DLM....Dachshund Lives Matter
 
QP! said:
We are not playing the same game here. Dems and Progressives are at least 1000 times smarter than Trump Derps and Republi'cans' and you guys cannot dispute it.

even as Joe and Hunter commit all these "obvious" crimes, we know we can leave in place Trump/Barr hand picked prosecutors (Weiss/Durham, etc) and there is no chance you will be able to get us for anything.

Even as Trump is in power with his own hand picked AG, FBi head, SC, we can still manipulate you so that a Republican hand picked Special Prosecutor will indict and convict boatloads of the Trump admin.



Yeah: AOC; ILHAN OMAR; AYANNAH PRESSLEY; RASHIDA TLIAB; "POCAHONTAS; BETO O'ROURKE; ERIC SWALWELL; BERNIE SANDERS; GAVIN NEWSOM; STACEY ABRAMS; KAMALA HARRIS; ADAM SCHIFF, PETE BUTTIGEIG; ANTONY BLINKIN, and Co. are all regular political Einsteins, Brother.

Your also right that Democrats/"progressives are good "manipulators", in the sense of being: artful liars, profoundly deceitful and duplicitous, cunning liars, shameless reprobates, underhand tricksters, skilful chaatans, master propagandists and all round, expert bullshit artists.




Dachshund - the WONDER HOUND

DLM....Dachshund Lives Matter !!



So TS, whatever game you think you are playing, we are 250 steps ahead.
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:palm::palm::palm:
 
NiftyNiblick said:
To this point, I don't know of a single person who has credible evidence of any of this.

Carrying it further,
I have observed that the majority of people who even strongly opine these things
as if they were proven or even near-proven
give strong indications of being themselves mentally deficient.
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Anyone who quotes Karl Marx i"gives strong indications of being themselves mentally defective", my friend (140,000,000 corpses can't be wrong)



Dachshund - the WONDER HOUND

DLM....Dachshund Lives Matter !!
 
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