Sir Evil
Megalocon, The Evil Dick
That, dear, is a marmoset. It is the simplest of all primates. The fact that they tend to look a bit like Yoda is purely coincidental. That particular little fellow was found wandering the streets of my old hometown recently, but that's another story.
It was an attempt to communicate with Brent on a level he could comprehend. Alas, it still went right over his head. Poor little thing's due for retirement: I just haven't had time to whip up a replacement.
I dunno know where someone like Bernt resides in this world, can't say much for likes of that kind.
Anyways why did ya call me dear? hope youare of the female gender or I am going to start worrying a bit.