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LurchAddams said:
Ok, I think I see where this breakdown in communication is happening. And it's ok - there is no shame if English is not your first language. You're always welcome in one of our santuary cities as long as masked ICE thugs with zero training don't tackle you on the way here.

No. No. What I'm saying is that YOU - Damo - love to munch ass. You revel in the delight of being the meat in a buttcheek sandwich.

I'm saying that you Damo - are renown for your ability to eat browneye!

Own you kink, man! It's ok, no one ever judges here!
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As I said, you are fantasizing about me, Damocles. And about the one Bunghole you are expert in, the one belonging to Sean Hannity.

It's a magical moment for you. You know what you should do, pick that same shovel back up and dig some more.
 
Damocles said:
As I said, you are fantasizing about me, Damocles. And about the one Bunghole you are expert in, the one belonging to Sean Hannity.

It's a magical moment for you. You know what you should do, pick that same shovel back up and dig some more.
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Oh, I almost forgot - you're also very into munching on large bags of dicks. I didn't want to leave that out. Sorry!
 
Damocles said:
I wish you were good at this. Now you are in the room with Hannity and the only expert on his bunghole available.

Hey, if you want to imagine eating dicks you can always shop here: https://bagofdicks.com/
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No, again, I didn't say that you just ate bags of dicks. I'm talking huge bags of them - giant ones - so that you can dine to your heart's content!

Enjoy!
 
Damocles said:
More bedrock... I'm feeling sorry for you. You want me to toss you another pickaxe?
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Oh, I also forgot to tell you why you're into such freaky shit - it's trauma from your youth - you walked in on your grandma being the centerpiece in a mariachi band bukkake party. Yeah, I can understand how it would be hard to come back from something like that! The nightmares must be terrifying - every time you see a bakery frosting a cake you get PTSD.

Poor Damo.
 
LurchAddams said:
Oh, I also forgot to tell you why you're into such freaky shit - it's trauma from your youth - you walked in on your grandma being the centerpiece in a mariachi band bukkake party. Yeah, I can understand how it would be hard to come back from something like that! The nightmares must be terrifying - every time you see a bakery frosting a cake you get PTSD.

Poor Damo.
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You have a rich fantasy life, it's a bit uncomfortable that I am so often the star. Well, that and the smells emanating from Sean Hannity's bunghole...
 
Damocles said:
You have a rich fantasy life, it's a bit uncomfortable that I am so often the star. Well, that and the smells emanating from Sean Hannity's bunghole...
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Yeah, well, I guess that's just the icing on the cake - OH DAMO! HOW INSENSITIVE OF ME! SORRY!
 
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