I know nothing about Chuck Schumer's niece, so I don't believe I said anything about that earlier.
You know, I first tossed out "Hot Babe Chick" a few times expecting SOMETHING. (Like, 'Do NOT Objectify me!', or something like that)
Then I went with "ching girl" to amp things up a bit, ... you know, at least generate a sneer, some kind of 'emotional response'. Naturally, this was done not directly at you (that would be rude and inappropriate) but within 'earshot' so you would 'hear it'.
Still ... nothing.
OK. Jack goes with the "7/Eleven guy ... box of Tampons ... Asian girlfriend". THAT has at LEAST have to FORCE a smile on your face. (Uh ... apparently not)
So, now old Jack has to use 'Maximum Brain Power'. You know how you get one of those 10 piece Jigsaw Puzzles and have to start at the corners, then go for the flat edges for the sides? So ...
1. smart and educated.
2. lives in NYC.
3. 30 (+/-)
4. unmarried.
5. Progressive.
6. sophisticated, chic, 'current'
7. has disposable income.
Jack's a gambler, and has determined there is a 50/50 chance Oneuli has seen a live performance of Amy Schumer and her Comedy routine. She always attacks ethnic groups and is very popular with the urban, trendy, professional, liberal types. I saw an hour long routine with Amy in San Francisco on TV a few years ago, it was hilarious. Amy would go after some ethnic group and the camera would pan over and catch that person or groups' reaction. The best was this Middle Eastern woman, fully clothed with head scarf attached ... raising her fist and laughing out loud like a drunk German girl at Oktoberfest. Thinking about it, I don't think I EVER saw a Middle Eastern woman laugh. Amy said some Asian joke and the camera pans over to these 3 Asian girls, hahahaha ... each instinctively placing a hand over their lower face. These are probably 2nd and 3rd generation asian girls that still carry they ethnic baggage, hahahahaha , I loved it. So, with that in mind, Jack lifts a line from Any Schemers routine "Asian women have small vaginas". And, who shows up right on time ... Owl ...(hahahahahahahah) Perfect! So I throw out that line and Owl runs with it. She echoes it a few times, so I know you have had to 'hear it'.
And, .......................... silence.
Conclusion: You're lacking an emotional response and it may be difficult to marry you off.