From somebody taking the piss.
First, ABC's website isn't abcnews.com.co, it's abcnews.go.com
Second, on the fake new site here's the bio of the person who supposedly wrote the article:
Jimmy Rustling, ABC News
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Born at an early age, Jimmy Rustling has found solace and comfort knowing that his humble actions have made this multiverse a better place for every man, woman and child ever known to exist. Dr. Jimmy Rustling has won many awards for excellence in writing including fourteen Peabody awards and a handful of Pulitzer Prizes. When Jimmies are not being Rustled the kind Dr. enjoys being an amazing husband to his beautiful, soulmate; Anastasia, a Russian mail order bride of almost 2 months. Dr. Rustling also spends 12-15 hours each day teaching their adopted 8-year-old Syrian refugee daughter how to read and write.
Third, does anyone seriously think Barbara Mikkelson has a silverback gorilla for a pet?